So now that Bones Jones thinks being a rassler is inevitable

He would be terrible. He would get booed, but t would not be from any heel charisma.
 
He's not as popular as he thinks he is. And his twig body would be laughable in wrestling.
 
even the miz's shitty figure four would snap jones' chicken legs.
 
He wants to avenge his loss against Matt Riddle.
 
Jon Jones would put butts in the seats.
 
Bones would bring the business back to the days of booze, rats and blow.

The Church of JUST BLEED approves.
 
Bones could get that Brock Lesnar contract, where he's not even required to participate in the wellness program.
 
Hes on the juice and it looks like the results of his fights are predetermined so isnt he a pro wrestler already?
 
Amount of attention he gets says otherwise.

You're confusing him with mighty mouse
Jon is an awkward nerd. 90% of his attention is people wanting to see him get destroyed.
 

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