So is Wellness biased or was Brock a special case?

Wariowokecancel

You can cancel but you can’t wake
@Gold
Joined
Aug 27, 2011
Messages
18,850
Reaction score
936
Despite Roman getting busted (maybe as a way to get out of his push while saving face), it seems top stars don't get busted. Especially Cena who is blatantly on HGH and weird cocktails during healing.

So is Wellness a farce for jobbers? We don't even know if they do shitty urine samples or proper blood tests. And dudes on the road can assume they'll be tested so can watch out if they're smart. They always seem to come back jacked from layoffs and stronger than ever. That might just be that they had time to work out and rest but I gotta to say that some of them are unnatural. Especially Cena who is turning into a Hollywood Rock clone and doing ridiculous weights.

Or was Brock able to avoid getting busted by spending months away on a remote farm far away from WWE testers who AFAIK test dudes at show.
 
It's possible Brock wasn't on anything until after mania this year. He probably doesn't cycle hard on the PEDs for the wwe.
 
I think there are special loopholes for certain men, two specific stories come to mind.

Undertaker told Vince "If you really think I'm going to piss in a cup, then I'm retiring right fucking now"

When Batista had his 30 day suspension, it coincided rather nicely with an injury that had him out for 6 months.
 
I think part timers like Rock, Brock, Taker and legends don't have to partake

guys like Orton and Cena are prob told in advance when the test is
 
Just goes to show that Cena is all natty._._.Suck it haters._._GOAT status
 
I think part timers like Rock, Brock, Taker and legends don't have to partake

guys like Orton and Cena are prob told in advance when the test is

Or they just throw it in the garbage unless they are naughty or can't get over like Roman...
 
Not with that crazy low fat percentage he's got...

Brock has always looked a little chubby in the WWE, though. He probably took something which enabled him to reach the 265 weight limit in the UFC.
 
Mate, pro wrestling isn't real.. And neither is their "wellness" policy.
 
Sorry, I'll leave you guys to your fantasy world.
Lesnar-Cena-SummerSlam-gifs-001_001.gif
 
I think it's like the NFL drug policy. It exists to give the illusion that guys are clean.
 
USADA is full of jabronis who are trying to put hard times on Brock, just because he's a jacked white boy.
 
Last edited:
I think part timers like Rock, Brock, Taker and legends don't have to partake

guys like Orton and Cena are prob told in advance when the test is

http://corporate.wwe.com/what-we-do/talent/abuse-and-drug-testing-policy
"17. APPLICABILITY OF THIS POLICY
This Policy, as it may be amended from time to time, is applicable to and binding upon all WWE Talent under contract to WWE who regularly perform in-ring services as a professional sports entertainer (“WWE Talent”)."
 
http://corporate.wwe.com/what-we-do/talent/abuse-and-drug-testing-policy
"17. APPLICABILITY OF THIS POLICY
This Policy, as it may be amended from time to time, is applicable to and binding upon all WWE Talent under contract to WWE who regularly perform in-ring services as a professional sports entertainer (“WWE Talent”)."
Do you expect them to blatantly exempt certain stars right there in the regulations? The entire reason for the system is to make it look like they're testing everyone.
 
Do you expect them to blatantly exempt certain stars right there in the regulations? The entire reason for the system is to make it look like they're testing everyone.

Yes because that is what they do. They don't care what the guy sitting on his farm 300 days a year or the one shooting movies is doing as long as they make them money when they show up.
 

Forum statistics

Threads
1,254,657
Messages
56,662,753
Members
175,336
Latest member
Swamps
Back
Top