So, I'm sitting here fondling my parineum and.....

[RangerFTL]

...and the focking light bulb above my desk EXPLODES and scares the shit out of me . I accidentally jerk my hand up, causing my body to lock out in siezures, forcing me to the floor where I shudder uncontrollably for a while, frothing at the mouth....then, ejaculate.

How weird is THAT?

 

[Tiki]

Ummmm, welllll, uhhhhhhh, I don't know.

 

[Lady N]

Hi Ranger!

What a wonderful description of an out of body experience! Have you seen any dead people?

 

[TGR74]

bwahahahahahah!...my thread has hot chicks on it though...go check it out

 

[Tiki]

So what's Lady N then? sheesh, the nerve of some people....

 

[The Beast]

Hey TGR74 you have that pic of LSG? You should send it to me

 

[Big Remo]

Lay off the "computer duster" Ranger! That shit fucked me up too!!

 

[shidokanartist]

This happened to me one time. The only difference was my computer screen blew out just prior to ejaculation. When the dust and glass settled I came to realize that during my excitement I inadvertantly slipped my big toe into the wall outlet as was evidenced by the painfull burn on it. This apparently caused a power surge wich in turn destroyed the screen. It also gave me a raging cum. Ranger, you should check your toes for burns. Just a thought.

 

[Waylander]

of all the weeks to stop sniffing glue...

 

[Chrits]

Could you say that a little slower with some heavy breathing?

 

[RAZOR1]

Your just a dead sexy bitch Ranger.

 

[Chrits]

I have a 1 800 number if you have some free time

 

[silvergun]

....and a hand job!

 

[Chrits]

Its for my job but it sure comes in handy sometimes!