So, I went to a mormon church today.

[NelmarksGhost]

I'm in the process of moving, and some mormon missionaries offered to help. I agreed to read some of the book of mormon, and go to church. When I was there I was kind of surprised at how boring it was. There was very little in the way of rituals. It seemed almost like a business meeting, although people kept tearing up. Anyhow, the whole place was filled with Boise dimes. It was nice to have something to focus on. But they almost all had kids. Ugh. I know some of you brothers like the MILFs, but not myself. That's my report.

 

[fightingrabbit]

Pics of boise dimes or get out.

 

[lts5025]

I went to high school with a lot of beautiful Mormon girls. Unfortunately, they started popping out kids at about 22 and it all kinda ruined the intrigue.

 

[michal001]

It's stops being boring when you find out you get to have two wives at the same time. Oh yea, two girls.

 

[philth]

BRB... imagination and whatnot...

 

[Horse Style]

You should go to a predominantly black church. The bigger, the better. It's more like a concert than a church service. I went a handful of times back when I was seeing my ex and the floor was shaking from the festivities.

Somehow though, it was still boring. Fucking 2.5 hours of my life each time I went

 

[Guestx]

Living in Salt Lake as I do, I've always wondered what a Mormon church service would be like. Never been to one though.

Regarding rituals, it sounds like the services are more like what you'd find in a Baptist/Methodist/Presbyterian church. If you grew up in a Catholic/Orthodox church and that's all you know, then a non-ritualistic form of worship probably would seem a little foreign to you.

In any case, Mormons are good people and Mormonism itself is actually pretty fascinating on a number of levels.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Surprised to hear it was boring. I always imagined those things would be action packed myself.

 

[NelmarksGhost]

It's stops being boring when you find out you get to have two wives at the same time. Oh yea, two girls.

At this particular church all the good ones had been tagged. Maybe the daughters were home sleeping. I need to see them before I proceed any further.

 

[Nihongi]

You should go to a predominantly black church. The bigger, the better. It's more like a concert than a church service. I went a handful of times back when I was seeing my ex and the floor was shaking from the festivities.

Somehow though, it was still boring. Fucking 2.5 hours of my life each time I went

I think Mr. Roof ruined it for you guys to attend black churches... /:

 

[Death By Samson]

All of my knowledge regarding Mormons comes from watching South Park.

 

[Guestx]

At this particular church all the good ones had been tagged. Maybe the daughters were homing sleeping. I need to see them before I proceed any further.

A friend of mine once went on a date with a Mormon girl. She was in her 30s and said that Mormon guys who have their shit together basically have their pick of the litter because there are a lot more successful single Mormon girls than their are guys. Basically, it's a good time to be a Mormon and be a dude.

 

[NelmarksGhost]

Living in Salt Lake as I do, I've always wondered what a Mormon church service would be like. Never been to one though.

Regarding rituals, it sounds like the services are more like what you'd find in a Baptist/Methodist/Presbyterian church. If you grew up in a Catholic/Orthodox church and that's all you know, then a non-ritualistic form of worship probably would seem a little foreign to you.

In any case, Mormons are good people and Mormonism itself is actually pretty fascinating on a number of levels.

The inside had no adornments or decoration. Not even a cross. A number of people spoke, but it was almost entirely about church business. They sang a couple songs, but there was almost no scriptural reading. No moralizing lecture was given either. The only ritual was taking the sacrament, (bread and water). I had high expectations coming in because they wear magic underwear, and I've heard stories of pretty strange beliefs.

I was an altar boy at a catholic church, so I was expecting some proper religious theater. I was disappoint. The boise dimes almost made up for it, but then I saw the kids. I could have FAP to those women, but not after seeing them with their kids. That's just gross.

 

[Scerpi]

The inside had no adornments or decoration. Not even a cross. A number of people spoke, but it was almost entirely about church business. They sang a couple songs, but there was almost no scriptural reading. No moralizing lecture was given either. The only ritual was taking the sacrament, (bread and water). I had high expectations coming in because they wear magic underwear, and I've heard stories of pretty strange beliefs.

I was an altar boy at a catholic church, so I was expecting some proper religious theater. I was disappoint. The boise dimes almost made up for it, but then I saw the kids. I could have FAP to those women, but not after seeing them with their kids. That's just gross.

What city was this?

The actual mainstream Mormon church (not the polygamists) are very similar to other Protestant sec. There's a few wierd things though, like no caffine or hot beverages.

Utah has been unique because many Govt offices have been held by high ranking Church Officers for decades, hence the strict "Sin" laws, like the State liquor stores, strip clubs, etc

But that grip is slowly loosening. Utah is an amazing state if you love outdoors. Seriously, it's awesome. I really enjoyed my time there and would go back if the opportunity arose.

 

[JSN]

BRB... imagination and whatnot...

babygirl has a thick ass imaginary dick.

 

[Guestx]

The inside had no adornments or decoration. Not even a cross. A number of people spoke, but it was almost entirely about church business. They sang a couple songs, but there was almost no scriptural reading. No moralizing lecture was given either. The only ritual was taking the sacrament, (bread and water). I had high expectations coming in because they wear magic underwear, and I've heard stories of pretty strange beliefs.

I was an altar boy at a catholic church, so I was expecting some proper religious theater. I was disappoint. The boise dimes almost made up for it, but then I saw the kids. I could have FAP to those women, but not after seeing them with their kids. That's just gross.

Typically at a Protestant service, it goes something like:

Get greeted by the pastor
Sing a few hymns
Greet the people around you
Listen to a sermon
Go home

In some denominations, communion/the eucharist will be a weekly thing but in others it will only be once a month. Also, baptism will happen every once in a while.

Joseph Smith (who as I'm sure you know by now founded Mormonism) came from a Protestant background before he supposedly saw angels, so I'm sure that has a lot to do with the way Mormon services are structured.

 

[Loiosh]

Surprised to hear it was boring. I always imagined those things would be action packed myself.

Death matches are every second Sunday.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

The inside had no adornments or decoration. Not even a cross. A number of people spoke, but it was almost entirely about church business. They sang a couple songs, but there was almost no scriptural reading. No moralizing lecture was given either. The only ritual was taking the sacrament, (bread and water). I had high expectations coming in because they wear magic underwear, and I've heard stories of pretty strange beliefs.

I was an altar boy at a catholic church, so I was expecting some proper religious theater. I was disappoint. The boise dimes almost made up for it, but then I saw the kids. I could have FAP to those women, but not after seeing them with their kids. That's just gross.

You should had just pretended they were your kids then maybe you could have still fwapped to the moms

 

[Loiosh]

You had just pretended they were your kids then maybe you could have still fwapped

I had a crazy religious boss who dragged me to his church and tried to set me up with a girl there who was twenty years younger than me.

One of the creepiest experiences of my life.

 

[NHB7]

I went to a Scientology meeting once. They all had really big eyes that never blinked and gigantic plastic smiles. And they all kept pretending that Scientology made them happy.