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  1. SamSchmidt

    SamSchmidt I crossed time for you belt Banned

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    Too drunk to drive but I want to.


    But I'm stuck at a persons house I do not like.
    (Or do not know)
    How many times have we been here before sherdog
     
    SamSchmidt, Apr 24, 2019
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  2. OverCoronavirus Pressure

    OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Been there. Slept on floor.
    Peed in hamper
     
    OverCoronavirus Pressure, Apr 24, 2019
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  3. El_Dyablo619

    El_Dyablo619 Head of C.I.A.

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    Raid the silver and panty drawers and call uber/lyft
     
    El_Dyablo619, Apr 24, 2019
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  4. Osculater

    Osculater Red Belt

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    Apps bro, apps everywhere bro
     
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  5. Osculater

    Osculater Red Belt

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    And why are you drunk at someone's place you don't like wtf lol
     
    Osculater, Apr 24, 2019
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  6. TheDodgyPlumber

    TheDodgyPlumber Banned Banned

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  7. Sakurabaism

    Sakurabaism Black Belt

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    Get an uber bro, just breathe in and breathe out and wait for the cab. Don't do anything silly.
     
    Sakurabaism, Apr 24, 2019
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  8. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Banned Banned

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    Stab them.
     
    loyalyolayal, Apr 24, 2019
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  9. WOW

    WOW Banned Banned

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    How much did you drink TS ?
     
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  10. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    Did they see where you parked and if not do you have a blanket so you can chill out in the back seat for a bit?

    Depending on how long you anticipate the recovery and your sensitivity you can take a couple puffs of the emergency joint you should have stashed along with the aforementioned blanket if you live in a decriminalized area. Then enjoy a lil shitposting and I assume Tinder swiping under the blanket. Take water to go. A cigarette too.
     
    ithinktheymad, Apr 24, 2019
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  11. OverCoronavirus Pressure

    OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    We've all finger blasted someone we don't really like
     
    OverCoronavirus Pressure, Apr 24, 2019
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  12. HHJ

    HHJ The Way the Truth and the Life of MMA

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    Dont do it. Theres more at stake than just your well being.
     
    HHJ, Apr 24, 2019
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  13. Thurisaz

    Thurisaz He is risen Banned

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    Tough.

    Accept consequences for your choices.
     
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  14. dildos

    dildos Steel Belt

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    just drive anyway.
     
    dildos, Apr 24, 2019
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  15. Tuf_guy

    Tuf_guy Gold Belt

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    Look at sandwich gifs. It'll either be entertaining, or help you sober up to drive later.
     
    Tuf_guy, Apr 24, 2019
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  16. Bushpig

    Bushpig Man. Myth. Moustache. Platinum Member

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    My sister was nearly killed by a drunk driver two weeks ago. I will never drink and drive ever again.
     
    Bushpig, Apr 24, 2019
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  17. HHJ

    HHJ The Way the Truth and the Life of MMA

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    My father was killed by a drunk driver when i was a kid.
     
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  18. aldeniro78

    aldeniro78 Who cares

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    No we haven't
     
    aldeniro78, Apr 24, 2019
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  19. Bushpig

    Bushpig Man. Myth. Moustache. Platinum Member

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    I am sorry to hear that @HHJ, you have my sympathies. You are a great member of this forum.
     
    Bushpig, Apr 24, 2019
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  20. OverCoronavirus Pressure

    OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Yes we have
     
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