So here I am

[SamSchmidt]

Too drunk to drive but I want to.


But I'm stuck at a persons house I do not like.
(Or do not know)
How many times have we been here before sherdog

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Been there. Slept on floor.
Peed in hamper

 

[El_Dyablo619]

Raid the silver and panty drawers and call uber/lyft

 

[Osculater]

Apps bro, apps everywhere bro

 

[Osculater]

And why are you drunk at someone's place you don't like wtf lol

 

[TheDodgyPlumber]

 

[Sakurabaism]

Get an uber bro, just breathe in and breathe out and wait for the cab. Don't do anything silly.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Stab them.

 

[WOW]

How much did you drink TS ?

 

[ithinktheymad]

Did they see where you parked and if not do you have a blanket so you can chill out in the back seat for a bit?

Depending on how long you anticipate the recovery and your sensitivity you can take a couple puffs of the emergency joint you should have stashed along with the aforementioned blanket if you live in a decriminalized area. Then enjoy a lil shitposting and I assume Tinder swiping under the blanket. Take water to go. A cigarette too.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

And why are you drunk at someone's place you don't like wtf lol

We've all finger blasted someone we don't really like

 

[HHJ]

Dont do it. Theres more at stake than just your well being.

 

[Thurisaz]

Tough.

Accept consequences for your choices.

 

[dildos]

just drive anyway.

 

[Tuf_guy]

Look at sandwich gifs. It'll either be entertaining, or help you sober up to drive later.

 

[Bushpig]

Dont do it. Theres more at stake than just your well being.

My sister was nearly killed by a drunk driver two weeks ago. I will never drink and drive ever again.

 

[HHJ]

My sister was nearly killed by a drunk driver two weeks ago. I will never drink and drive ever again.

My father was killed by a drunk driver when i was a kid.

 

[aldeniro78]

We've all finger blasted someone we don't really like

No we haven't

 

[Bushpig]

My father was killed by a drunk driver when i was a kid.

I am sorry to hear that @HHJ, you have my sympathies. You are a great member of this forum.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

No we haven't

Yes we have