So, anyone care to fill me in about everything going on in here?

[Chernabog]

Or have I long since been forgotten. My my, who can believe I'm 25 now...

Anyways, going to engage in the cultural practice of marathoning Star Wars tonight. I suppose we must have a discussion pertaining to this phenomenon otherwise I'm just masturbating my ego rather than posting anything relevant.

Rank your top five favorite side characters in the whole series and leave a blurb on what's changed about sherdog since the year 2012. I know it's lame, but my posting skills are super rusty.

...

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Hey Chern. I was a fan of your threads back then.

People here aren't pussies anymore.

 

[Chernabog]

Hey Chern. I was a fan of your threads back then.

People here aren't pussies anymore.

Well, since I'm back on I suppose I would go back to my "MMA legends" threads along with horror movie threads as my bread and butter when I have the time. Now I'm just going to visit this site when I am bored rather than when I posted religiously on here.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Hey Chern. I was a fan of your threads back then.

People here aren't pussies anymore.

Those are both lies

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Be sure and check out the new porn subforum.

 

[John Wang]

Hi Chern. I'm Forum Sentinal. Let us engage in a traditional battle of fisticuffs. I guarantee you will be unconscious within seconds. Or we can dance and discuss movies, music, and sea life.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Wizard challenges still pervade this arena.

 

[Chernabog]

Hi Chern. I'm Forum Sentinal. Let us engage in a traditional battle of fisticuffs. I guarantee you will be unconscious within seconds. Or we can dance and discuss movies, music, and sea life.

Why now both?

Blade Runner never should have had the internal monologue in the ending because it takes away from the overall tone of the film and leaves a sappy, overly sweet taste in the viewer's mouth.

Also your mother tried to approve of your lifestyle but secretly sobs every night into a pillow so as to not wake your father...oh wait you meant literal fisticuffs...no I don't box, did judo back then though.

 

[Deleted member 468727]

Idk much about star wars bro but as far as filling you in on what's been going on in the mayberry lately...for gods sake don't let you're girl sit on your buddy's lap if they both dibs shotgun it won't end well

 

[John Wang]

Why now both?

Blade Runner never should have had the internal monologue in the ending because it takes away from the overall tone of the film and leaves a sappy, overly sweet taste in the viewer's mouth.

Also your mother tried to approve of your lifestyle but secretly sobs every night into a pillow so as to not wake your father...oh wait you meant literal fisticuffs...no I don't box, did judo back then though.

I honestly am not sure if i've ever seen Blade runner LOL

HEY DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOM UNLESS YOU WANT TO!

 

[Chernabog]

I honestly am not sure if i've ever seen Blade runner LOL

HEY DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOM UNLESS YOU WANT TO!

I like you kid, you're going to go places, probably Clown School.

 

[John Wang]

I like you kid, you're going to go places, probably Clown School.

LOL. Your dad called me a clown last night!!

 

[Chernabog]

LOL. Your dad called me a clown last night!!

That's because of the makeup he made you wear after you responded to his craigslist ad.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Idk much about star wars bro but as far as filling you in on what's been going on in the mayberry lately...for gods sake don't let you're girl sit on your buddy's lap if they both dibs shotgun it won't end well

I read the first couple posts in that thread but then never went back to it
Did he end up getting cucked for realsies?

 

[John Wang]

That's because of the makeup he made you wear after you responded to his craigslist ad.

Responding to craigslist ads is one of my biggest weaknesses...what can i say :/

 

[Chernabog]

Responding to craigslist ads is one of my biggest weaknesses...what can i say :/

You don't because you swallow.

Also the sled in Citizen Kane was the greatest symbol of regret and self loathing in a film.

I'll stop the flaming since I'm not current with what's allowed in this forum. Will clock in later.

 

[John Wang]

You don't because you swallow.

Also the sled in Citizen Kane was the greatest symbol of regret and self loathing in a film.

I'll stop the flaming since I'm not current with what's allowed in this forum. Will clock in later.

We can go to the OT for some quick action! Just let me know when bro mang

 

[Chernabog]

We can go to the OT for some quick action! Just let me know when bro mang

Later, I just had an idea for an OT thread but I'll share it with you in time, for now I'm getting off...



...with your mother and her sister.

 

[Deleted member 468727]

I read the first couple posts in that thread but then never went back to it
Did he end up getting cucked for realsies?

Haha tbh I never saw how it ended for that specific poster but I was reading it while hammered and it was hilarious watching the divide between "she's a hoe and dogging for your buddy's cock" and "it's completely innocent idk what you're freaking out about"

I personally was like why the hell would you even get in that situation, I'd tell my buddy I don't give a fuck if you called shotgun get your ass in the back but none of my friends would put me in that situation bc it's pretty much a give in if you're driving your girl is going to sit up front

Although if the dude let his girl sit on his boy's lap and was then stressing that hard about it afterwords I'm sure it didn't end well