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SMESH
When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.
Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.
by ggnorethx October 22, 2018

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SMESH
 
Smeshing is cool and Khabib is the greatest

But he never changed anybodys face with his pillow fists
 
It should definitely be his nickname at this point, I think it suits him way better than "The Eagle"
 
Dillion Dannis: Hey Khabib, bears are fuckin' stupid.

Khabib: YOU WANT SMESH? EAGLEBEAR SMESH.
 
Smeshing is cool and Khabib is the greatest

But he never changed anybodys face with his pillow fists
Cuz Khabib isn't a savage lol.... He purposely gave Conor an easy way out but he didn't expect him to tap that quick and same with MJ he could've just kept smeshing him but he didn't.
 
TOP DEFINITION
SMESH
When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.
Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.
by ggnorethx October 22, 2018

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SMESH
Wow bro, I like it. That would have taken a lot of brain cells to put something like that together.
 
FOOK urban dictionary

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The chunks of aged dirty sweat collected overtime which form a half solid, half liquid cottage cheese type substance. Sherdoggers can usually be found attached to the hair follicles between the anus and the scrotum, also known as the taint. Sherdoggers usually find comfort in this area because it's warm and close to the cock the so often crave. They are often confused with dingle-berry’s but are lighter in color with a more distinct and pungent odor. If left un-treated Sherdoggers can spread to the UG (Underground) in attempts to dumb down its members and tarnish its reputation with their lack of knowledge and endless supply of keyboard warrior posts. When encountering Sherdoggers please remember to VTFD and advise them to GTFO!
 
As dominating as Khabib's fight style maybe it's hardly changing anyone's face. I don't even think it's the ground and pound that defeats people, it seems more like Khabib's horrible, grinding and exhausting wrestling is what ruins people. The complete inability to move or fight back whilst having all of your gas tank drained is quite possibly the worst form of torture ever invented. The CIA could seriously employ Khabib to pillow fist and wrestle fuck anyone they wanted information from. Or maybe I'm taking a joke a little seriously, who knows.
 
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