Sincere Letter to Dana White

[Mind Mine]

Mr. White,

My most fond memories of mma were when the UFC and Strikeforce were in competition. I honestly wouldn’t call it a competition because your organizations flowed together seamlessly. It clicked in my head why Strikeforce was successful while Bellator is hit or miss in me viewership. In a time that cable TV still reigned over internet SoikeTV was a decent channel with other shows I watched. This made me understand that the company that sticks it to the UFC must sell their soul to Netflix or YouTube. I can all but guarantee the majority of this forum from the wise to the nincompoop watch either YouTube or Netflix as a source in their viewing diet. Those are the only platforms there is a general consensus male demographic already tuned in. Of course there are outlier platforms however Spike TV already had target demographic viewership. So listen Dana the ESPN thing is good because you got the sports fans that weren’t necessarily mma fans. I gotta be honest though Dana if the opportunity presented itself to watch my fights on Netflix you might wind up the Strikeforce yourself. They’ll turn on you. So listen I know how these fuckers think. I also know BUSINESS. You fuck with me Dana I will show you ways to dig up in their wallets in ways they don’t see coming. Dana I know you get approached all the time but they don’t appreciate the sacrifice and dedication it took for you to get to where you are. I understand you have to break eggs to make an omelet. Well I’m ready to break some of these fuckers wallets. I am here ready to join the dark side and be a Burt Watson in progress RIP. Your humble assassin, your dog, your Ace.


Mind Mine

 

[Cartiac]

This is a very relevant and timely topic for discussion whether you are aware or not. UFC's ESPN deal ends beginning of next year so they either already have or are in the final stages of deciding their new distribution partner(s). Netflix is widely expected to be a part of that new deal. I'm sure Dana would appreciate your concern for the continued success of the organization, but he is several steps ahead of you.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Mr. White,

My most fond memories of mma were when the UFC and Strikeforce were in competition. I honestly wouldn’t call it a competition because your organizations flowed together seamlessly. It clicked in my head why Strikeforce was successful while Bellator is hit or miss in me viewership. In a time that cable TV still reigned over internet SoikeTV was a decent channel with other shows I watched. This made me understand that the company that sticks it to the UFC must sell their soul to Netflix or YouTube. I can all but guarantee the majority of this forum from the wise to the nincompoop watch either YouTube or Netflix as a source in their viewing diet. Those are the only platforms there is a general consensus male demographic already tuned in. Of course there are outlier platforms however Spike TV already had target demographic viewership. So listen Dana the ESPN thing is good because you got the sports fans that weren’t necessarily mma fans. I gotta be honest though Dana if the opportunity presented itself to watch my fights on Netflix you might wind up the Strikeforce yourself. They’ll turn on you. So listen I know how these fuckers think. I also know BUSINESS. You fuck with me Dana I will show you ways to dig up in their wallets in ways they don’t see coming. Dana I know you get approached all the time but they don’t appreciate the sacrifice and dedication it took for you to get to where you are. I understand you have to break eggs to make an omelet. Well I’m ready to break some of these fuckers wallets. I am here ready to join the dark side and be a Burt Watson in progress RIP. Your humble assassin, your dog, your Ace.


Mind Mine

Dana's reaction

 

[lsa]

You could not afford a stamp?

 

[Sycho Sid]

You could not afford a stamp?

Spent all his money on a signed used pair of Jon Jones fight shorts

 

[Conor Strickland]

So you wanna be a fu***** fighter?

 

[Neck&Neck]

 

[AmonTobin]

Spent all his money on a signed used pair of Jon Jones fight shorts

OP takes a big whiff of the limited edition used goat shorts, gets high off the fumes, then starts a new thread.

 

[CieloLuce]

Put this on Twitter or reddit. This community doesn't a fu**. I did read this because I was taking a shit and needed a read.

Netflix is for the casual fan. Piracy is where the smart ppl who figured it a long time ago that corps don't give a shit about your time just your wallet.

 

[TITS]

Why are you posting so much horseshit dude? Like seriously.

 

[KarateYeah]

Sounded like an open letter, but really more like closed letter so it ain't sincere. He ain't gonna read it

 

[SuperAlly]

Why are you posting so much horseshit dude? Like seriously.

Hard to see the keyboard with Jon's cock tickling the back of his throat

 

[Cooliox]

tl, dr

 

[Mind Mine]

This is a very relevant and timely topic for discussion whether you are aware or not. UFC's ESPN deal ends beginning of next year so they either already have or are in the final stages of deciding their new distribution partner(s). Netflix is widely expected to be a part of that new deal. I'm sure Dana would appreciate your concern for the continued success of the organization, but he is several steps ahead of you.

I assure you I am 50 steps ahead of this in every regard and me putting out to the public what I am comfortable is no gauge of that.

 

[Mind Mine]

Sounded like an open letter, but really more like closed letter so it ain't sincere. He ain't gonna read it

Thank you for your time

 

[Mind Mine]

tl, dr

Thank you for not reading and taking your time to stop by

 

[Mind Mine]

OP takes a big whiff of the limited edition used goat shorts, gets high off the fumes, then starts a new thread.

Then you take a good solid sniff off my shorts fresh off a fart as you mind my mothafucking business as I MIND MINE

 

[Mind Mine]

This is a very relevant and timely topic for discussion whether you are aware or not. UFC's ESPN deal ends beginning of next year so they either already have or are in the final stages of deciding their new distribution partner(s). Netflix is widely expected to be a part of that new deal. I'm sure Dana would appreciate your concern for the continued success of the organization, but he is several steps ahead of you.

Without divulging too much information I am a multiple degreed business major. I am military trained and I am evil on terms of greed and general do whatever it takes. Dana has many competent people on his staff. I assure you I am a bad bad man of rarest kind. There isn’t a fucking thing I wouldn’t do for that company to succeed. They don’t pay me so fuck em.

 

[PBAC]

what is your point though?

 

[mkess101]

This guy isn't just on the spectrum, he IS the spectrum.

Dude on a karate forum claiming to be a combination of Bobby Axelrod and John Rambo, begging to be hired as some sort of autist mercenary by a guy who will never know he exists. Good shit.