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Simon Cowell Looks F----- Awful

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Isn't this his replica from Hollywood Wax Museum?
 
Very few Brits are good looking so I don’t hold it against him.


Does look sick though.
 
looks pretty normal/good to me other than his teeth being like 2 shades too white
 
He looks like all the karma of being an asshole for twenty odd years uppercutted him in the soul at once.
 
His face reminds me of that old Simpsons episode where Bart took over and forced everyone to smile 24/7.

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Man , that looks funny! Poor guy.
 
Isn’t he like fuckin 55?
What do you expect him to look like?

Dude is 59 and that's the worst picture you can find of him? He actually looks pretty great all things considered.

Yup. He is 59. Give the guy a break.


Dude should have kept on the meat and booze diet if you ask me View attachment 636779
Fake teeth that are too white always stand out and not always in a good way. they basically broadcast, I just had work done.

And ya he need to let up on the plastic surgery.

One of the benefits men have is we are allowed to grow old gracefully and get wrinkles and grizzled and women will find it still very attractive. Some like it even more. No one like the Joan Rivers version of a male.
 
he shouldnt dye his hair, it looks stupid when his beard is going grey but he got nearly no grey head hair.
He looks plastic, no doubt, but I've had grey in my beard for years with no sign of it on top. I'm not saying he doesn't dye, but it isn't always the reason. To another point, this guy is a real prick. Knocked up his so-called best friend's wife. God complex. His judging spiel was minutely entertaining when auditioners obviously tried to troll American Idol, but he got off on abusing kids and crushing dreams when he could have been honest but kind. Prick.
 
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