Silverback Gorilla vs Grizzly Bear.. who wins???

[Stranger Come Knocking]

haha, there are known cases of big bears to survive a 12 gauge to the head and keep coming at you and you are telling me a gorilla is going to ko a bear?

 

[Henry Swanson]

A horny African bull Elephant murks a bear.

What if the bear is also horny?

 

[LEWIS540]

What if the bear is also horny?

He/she gets fucked.

 

[Thrawn33]

Gorillas have INTELLIGENCE which is the most important factor.

INTELLIGENCE to say "fuck this shit, I'm gone"

 

[LEWIS540]

This scenario literally occurs in the recent movie Rampage
The gorilla wins but only because it's been infected with crazy growth viruses.
All the zoo people (including the Rock, a primate specialist) are shocked.

The most far fetched aspect of that sentence is the Rock being a primate specialist.

 

[davidlemonparty]

The most far fetched aspect of that sentence is the Rock being a primate specialist.

He's built like a primate

 

[LEWIS540]

He's built like a primate

I suspect the gorilla was not the only member of that cast " infected with crazy growth viruses."

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

A adult Grizzly Bear would win for sure, Gorrila's are very very shy and timid, not how they show in some movies lol. Yeah its true male Gorrilla's are very strong and have extreme power but they are not made for killing, they are really gentle in reality. If you upset them enough with babies around they can be aggressive but they just want you away.

Grizzly Bears are born to kill and would rip it to shreds probably.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

Gorillas have INTELLIGENCE which is the most important factor.

Humans are smarter than Gorillas. Intelligence isn't going to help a 200 lbs human beat a 400 lbs Gorilla in an unarmed fight. It's not going to help a 400 lbs Gorilla vs an 800 lbs Bear.

 

[Loiosh]

Lol so do humans
It wouldn't help you one bit if you were face to face with a bear
Its like you're fucking with a 400 lb man that has no training...but also has a bunch of knives vs your 180 lbs and fists

Claws, teeth, and size.
Gorillas have nothing on a Grizzly

"bunch of knives" cracked me up.

 

[davidlemonparty]

I suspect the gorilla was not the only member of that cast " infected with crazy growth viruses."

hehehehe <Lmaoo>


but yes

 

[weed]

rapey bear defeats all

@Clippy

 

[Clippy]

rapey bear defeats all

@Clippy

He's not kiddin

 

[Clippy]

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[Adamant]

I'm gonna have to go with the Grizzly.

 

[lifelessheap]

I swear to God this is a Second Amendment argument in disguise. Bears are unstoppable against a primate, unless that primate is smart enough to use a tool.

Just like the elderly, women and weak people are totally at the mercy of strong criminals without tools/GUNS.

Bear beats primate without tools.

 

[gspieler]

This dork doesn’t even squat.

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Elephant, hippo, rhino, would all take a bear with ease. But if we're talking land predators, grizzly is at the top of any food chain you put him in(excluding man).

 

[The Crow]

That’s a good question. What if the gorilla is trained to eye poke? Surely a blinded bear would be within reason for a gorilla to beat. If I had to put my money on it though, I’d go with the bear.

 

[Brom Bones]

You don't seem to want to accept the fact that you're dealing with an expert in animal warfare, with a beast who's the best! With claws, with teeth, with his sheer brute force! A bear who's been trained to ignore pain! To ignore weather! To live off the land! To eat things that would make a billy goat puke! In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel... to kill, period! Win by attrition... well Grizzly was THE BEST!

I always thought it was hilarious that Trautman was supposed to be there to help, but all he did was talk shit to the cops.

 

[Bacco]

What if the bear is also horny?

He die horny