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Wow, that's quite the goal.
Not for bad asses like the OP and me. For you maybe.
Wow, that's quite the goal.
Not a single comment on the cyclists third ball.TS are you a phenom who can just jump into intense physical exertion like this and gut your way through? I v'e know a few guys like that. If you are not you are being really silly as well trained people end up in severe distress trying to complete these things.
Also just as an FYI you may develop third Testicle from the cycling. I did.
A Cyclist’s Third Testicle
But don't worry if you do as girls truly love it. They are fascinated by it and end up playing with your nuts way more. Just don't tell them about it. You have to let them discover it. Then you get to play it up. I call it my 'super power'.
I’ve finished 7 ironmans. Florida is the easiest one. The year I did Florida, a chick died during the swim. She had a heart attack or something.
Was this back in your SEAL days?
Yeah, but you live in Alaska. What else are you going to do up there?Not for bad asses like the OP and me. For you maybe.
The first iron man was great. 2nd was so-so and the third one sucked; that Mandarin twist ugh.
Yeah, but you live in Alaska. What else are you going to do up there?
Didn't Ironman come out in 2008? Why bump this thread?
Hey guys- I'm signed up to participate in my first triathalon- Ironman Florida-
Ask me anything -
Its my 1st triathalon - I've never competed in running, swimming or cycling - so this is all new to me. A friend of mine talked me into doing it with him- I started training for it 3 weeks ago- I'm following the prescribed workouts in the book "Ironman - start to finish".
Anyways, swimming is a mother bitch, running sucks, and cycling for more than 30 minutes hurts my taint.
Any suggestions/ tips/advice from you training animals?
I wish- I'm up in Montana- although its not a hick town, there are no tri groups around-
I was gonna tell everyone on here what a kick ass competitor your wife is but jehovas witnesses kept banging on my door. Yall coming back down here I may ride over now that I got the bike back out again.My wife is doing that one again this year. We'll be there. Good luck.
I was gonna tell everyone on here what a kick ass competitor your wife is but jehovas witnesses kept banging on my door. Yall coming back down here I may ride over now that I got the bike back out again.
Man, 4 hrs 20min drive. That's a long way, don't wanna put you out, and don't have any way to accommodate. Wife #2's gonna be there but she's flyin in and stayin in the same room as me and wife #1. So we ain't go no room for yo ass! Ha!
You need to do a few Olympic triathlons first. You will learn so much about the tricks of the trade. You will learn about how to make adjustments to your bike (have extra parts available!), how to manage the transition area, etc. You will also get a sense for transitioning from the bike to the run, the hardest transition. You need to practice this stuff before trying to do a full Ironman!Hey guys- I'm signed up to participate in my first triathalon- Ironman Florida-
Ask me anything -
Its my 1st triathalon - I've never competed in running, swimming or cycling - so this is all new to me. A friend of mine talked me into doing it with him- I started training for it 3 weeks ago- I'm following the prescribed workouts in the book "Ironman - start to finish".
Anyways, swimming is a mother bitch, running sucks, and cycling for more than 30 minutes hurts my taint.
Any suggestions/ tips/advice from you training animals?