Showgirls (1995)

Anybody else actually sit through this crap?

I recall when it was first coming out. There was a lot of buzz around because it was NC-17. I wanted to see it because I was only 11 and wanted to see Jesse Spano naked. Of course, it was impossible being 11 and all. I saw it a couple years after the release, a buddy of mine had gotten his hands on a copy. I didn't care much for the movie and was more interested in seeing some nudity(better than watching scrambled porn).

But it was on last night on Showtime, I decided to sit through it and watch it. And Jesus Christ, it truly was terrible. The acting was just crap. I read that a dozen girls turned it down and Elizabeth Berkeley accepted it because SBTB was over.

The story itself could've worked, a young twenty-something with a past coming to Vegas to make it. But yikes, what was the director thinking?

I was shocked this movie had a budget of 45 million and this was over 20 years ago.

The entire movie made me feel DIR TAY.


pretty sure i creamed my shorts at the theater. not my finest moment.
 
I would probably sit thru a 1.5 hr uncensored behind the scenes making of special feature of this movie. I read somewhere Eliz just walked around fully nude during breaks in between shoots no problem.
 
GOAT

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I wonder if Slater ever tapped that ass...
 
I was 25 when this came out. I remember sitting in the theater watching it and thinking, "How could a movie have so much sex in it and be so boring?"
 
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You gotta judge it in its own time period, imo. It was decent.
 
Glenn Plummer was actually on that fucked up show Cop Rock. You know the man needed to take a break from inner city gangster roles and vogue out for a bit.

He was great in Colors, Menace ll Society and South Central.

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He was great in Colors, Menace ll Society and South Central.

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Worked the streets, finally saved up enough money to buy a Jaguar and then Keanu Fucking Reeves wrecked it.
 
The ppl who hate this, did NOT grow up with Saved by the Bell
if you could name everyone by ACTOR NAME
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You ran to your local video store, talked to the guy at the counter, and he did you a solid and let you rent it out

on FUCKING VHS

If this pic is not shooped, the Lisa Turtle has a fucing mustache

Yeah as a teen. Porn was much more elusive back then. Kids these days don't know how lucky they are, with one click free hd hardcore.

dude, if you wanted to get porn back then you walked around in the woods until you found a stash
 
lol apparently there is a Showgirls 2
 
If this pic is not shooped, the Lisa Turtle has a fucing mustache



dude, if you wanted to get porn back then you walked around in the woods until you found a stash
cannot unsee
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If this pic is not shooped, the Lisa Turtle has a fucing mustache

I love the idea of some guy digging up old publicity photos for Saved by the Bell and adding mustaches to Lisa Turtle.
 
Imagine the kids' names if Lisa Turtle married this guy...

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Say what you what you will about the movie, but Elizabeth Berkley's body was amazing in it

Agree completely. Those who say the movie is "so bad it's good" are clearly delusional, but Berkeley was amazingly hot. Too bad they directed her to be so over the top it wasn't even sexy.
 
heck, even the cover is a really good cover/poster
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it's pretty classy and it's got great lines.
 
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