Shouldn't Wolverine be a fat manlet?

[superpunch]

Wolverine is 5'3". We all know that. But his healing has to take energy from somewhere. Mass and energy can not be created, only converted. It's the second law of thermodynamics. So when Wolverine heals from 50 gunshots, where does the energy come from?

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

Conservation of energy is the first law of thermodynamics.

 

[eighterumg5]

 

[IloveTHIS]

His energy comes from dark matter he keeps stored in his asshole

 

[mb23100]

Adamantium is less dense than air so his skeleton has negative buoyancy in our atmosphere which compensates for his huge peen

 

[0_o]

I don't think a comic book universe that allows Bruce Banner to Hulk out cares about the second law of thermodynamics

But if we were to apply it, I'd say the comics made it pretty clear that Wolverine can succumb to his wounds, for all intents and purposes - his cells reproduce eventually and heal the damage, but he's still a pile of inanimate meat for a hot second. He can take damage all the way down to his skeleton, then the cells multiply similar to Doc Connors' powers which were based on starfish and lizard regrowth principles so there was some real world precedent behind it

 

[GSP_37]

I've never seen Wolverine drawn fat.

Robert De Niro would have been a good Wolverine.

 

[Estemachine]

I've never seen Wolverine drawn fat.

Robert De Niro would have been a good Wolverine.

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[GSP_37]

<[analyzed}>

I'm talking De Niro from Ronin.

 

[Estemachine]

I'm talking De Niro from Ronin.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Wolverine really should look more like this

than this

 

[0_o]

I've never seen Wolverine drawn fat.

Robert De Niro would have been a good Wolverine.

I want a comic book movie where all the superheroes are played by older actors and they're fat and out of shape and they occasionally kill bad guys

Robert De Niro
Al Pacino
Harvey Keitel
Willem DaFoe
Arnold Schwarzenegger, etc

they sit around smoking cigars until something world-threatening happens and they call their buddies and waddle over together to destroy some young actor in a spandex suit

"you guys still wearing that thing?"

 

[GSP_37]

I want a comic book movie where all the women superheroes are perfect 10's with perfect medium natural boobs and their costumes always get disintegrated, but they still fight on while fully nude.

 

[traditionally_irreverent]

Should have/would have looked like Danzig

 

[TribalDrumz]

Definitely needs to Be more stocky and hairy.

I feel like he should have hair oozing off of him like a werewolf

 

[superpunch]

Wolverine really should look more like this

than this

 

[zapataxiv]

I want a comic book movie where all the women superheroes are perfect 10's with perfect medium natural boobs and their costumes always get disintegrated, but they still fight on while fully nude.

Is there full penny?

 

[HOV]

"Stop making threads." - Management

 

[Talkingtom]

Shame wolverine is mince in real life

 

[IanMoone]

stephen thomson and jay cutler?