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Let's try to imagine a scenario where manlets rule over every weight class in the UFC. Pick the shortest guy with a realistic chance of being champ of their division.
125 and 135- already ruled by 5'4 Cejudo, though it can get even shorter with 5'3 Lineker.
145- Volkanovski at 5'6
155- All the top contenders are within an inch of each other except for Tony. Current champ is the best choice here.
170- Tyron claims 5'9 but we all know he's 5'7. And he's still "in the mix". So I'll go with him.
185- Deron Winn (whose height seems to shrink every time he's mentioned) is the clear winner here. But 5'8 Kelvin is also suitable pick.
205- No one's beating Jones so it doesnt matter. And the only guys with a chance are all just as tall.
HW- Cormier, duh.
Ok, there ya go folks. The All-Manlet All Stars. If you can name any contenders who are shorter (with a reasonable chance to win the title) please share.
125 and 135- already ruled by 5'4 Cejudo, though it can get even shorter with 5'3 Lineker.
145- Volkanovski at 5'6
155- All the top contenders are within an inch of each other except for Tony. Current champ is the best choice here.
170- Tyron claims 5'9 but we all know he's 5'7. And he's still "in the mix". So I'll go with him.
185- Deron Winn (whose height seems to shrink every time he's mentioned) is the clear winner here. But 5'8 Kelvin is also suitable pick.
205- No one's beating Jones so it doesnt matter. And the only guys with a chance are all just as tall.
HW- Cormier, duh.
Ok, there ya go folks. The All-Manlet All Stars. If you can name any contenders who are shorter (with a reasonable chance to win the title) please share.