Shoop Shoop Dat Attractive Appendix - Probably NSFW

Pics-Art-01-30-06-24-16.png
 
Buff, will this be part of the offering on your online merch store? Just askin'...

Of course... They're currently at the human toxicity test stage.

I'm guessing you're a XXL kind of guy..? I'll let the warehouse know to look after you.
 
Of course... They're currently at the human toxicity test stage.

I'm guessing you're a XXL kind of guy..? I'll let the warehouse know to look after you.

All I'm gonna say is my friends call me goatse. IYKYK. Hope bulk discounts and custom engravings are available. It's just for... a prank for my book club...
 
All I'm gonna say is my friends call me goatse. IYKYK. Hope bulk discounts and custom engravings are available. It's just for... a prank for my book club...

Tell you what... Take a 2nd one for your boyfriend, and I'll throw in a Shadface pillow cover.

This is me holding mine:

20210130-185521.jpg
 
Tell you what... Take a 2nd one for your boyfriend, and I'll throw in a Shadface pillow cover.

This is me holding mine:

20210130-185521.jpg

Alright stimulus check... time to put you to good use buddy. I can only imagine how well rested you must feel after laying your head on them sweet Shadlips every night. A man can dream.
 
Alright stimulus check... time to put you to good use buddy. I can only imagine how well rested you must feel after laying your head on them sweet Shadlips every night. A man can dream.
Well, as far as stimulus goes, I wish I'd designed one with a hole in it... But as a chic addition to a modern domestic setting, I cant imagine an accessory more stylish.

Best thing of all, it's awesome for bopping my missus in the head with... I give her Shadfaces with a Shadface... Its poetic.

I should make a review thread.
 
Well, as far as stimulus goes, I wish I'd designed one with a hole in it... But as a chic addition to a modern domestic setting, I cant imagine an accessory more stylish.

Best thing of all, it's awesome for bopping my missus in the head with... I give her Shadfaces with a Shadface... Its poetic.

I should make a review thread.

To be honest it would be a little selfish if you didn't make one, and kept all that to yourself. I can't wait to inject some levity and humor into my fits of domestic and sexual abuse, and then also get a piece of decor and MMA memorabilia as an extra. Can't think of a better value.
 
To be honest it would be a little selfish if you didn't make one, and kept all that to yourself. I can't wait to inject some levity and humor into my fits of domestic and sexual abuse, and then also get a piece of decor and MMA memorabilia as an extra. Can't think of a better value.
It's the total package... You're right, I'll get on that... Might even boost sales.

<mma2>
 
Back
Top