Chaels a great wrestler, this is a fact, he is not however "great" at any other aspect of the game. Shogun attempted to take him down and left his head in and Cheal capitalized winning the fight, Shogun fucked up and Cheal took advantage, kudos and good job to him.
My point, that you actually don't seem to be disputing is that this outcome is highly unlikely to be repeated, I never said it's impossible for Chael to win in another fashion however, that's were the nuthugger in you took over the intelligent fight fan in you.
Claiming you're drunk is an easy cop out for being illiterate and making stupid statements.
Your summation of the end of the fight underscores why I question your intelligence. You don't simply fall into a submission. A submission is applied, and if Chael is mediocre at it, then Shogun should've gotten out or never been caught by it in the first place.