Shogun showing signs of brain damage...

That guy is more blocked than Jones driving!
 
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All those women who say child birth is the most painful thing have obviously never stepped on a lego
 
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Found a better set of ears than most Millennials would provide.
 
I just turned 30, and all I ever want to do is overturn a giant bin of Legos on a nice long-nap wall-to-wall carpet and just play all fucking day. Just look for pieces and snap em together.

Lego technic was fucking fantastic back in the day. Lord.
It taught me about hydraulics, gear ratios, and all sorts of other physics/engineering staples, and I could spend all afternoon designing a plastic weapon that could fire a 4x2 brick fast enough to draw blood from my sister's face.

Incidentally, we just adopted a greyhound named Lego. His racing name was Legacy and I was like fuck that... He lies around on the floor all day waiting to be stepped on, and children love him, so I figure the name works well.

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Shogun is the man, and such a kind soul. Hoping he picked up some Legos to play with...
 
shogun should have dropped to MW a long time ago... could he KO weidman? rockhold?
 
he's been having around with the dogs to much. they tried to feed a carrot to a bus after all.
 
I just turned 30, and all I ever want to do is overturn a giant bin of Legos on a nice long-nap wall-to-wall carpet and just play all fucking day. Just look for pieces and snap em together.

Lego technic was fucking fantastic back in the day. Lord.
It taught me about hydraulics, gear ratios, and all sorts of other physics/engineering staples, and I could spend all afternoon designing a plastic weapon that could fire a 4x2 brick fast enough to draw blood from my sister's face.

Incidentally, we just adopted a greyhound named Lego. His racing name was Legacy and I was like fuck that... He lies around on the floor all day waiting to be stepped on, and children love him, so I figure the name works well.

fgtv.lego_.technic.jpg

mercedes-benz-arocs-3245-launched-it-s-a-lego-technic-truck-made-of-almost-3000-pieces_2.jpg


Shogun is the man, and such a kind soul. Hoping he picked up some Legos to play with...
You only live once, live your dream, brotha
 
All those women who say child birth is the most painful thing have obviously never stepped on a lego

Women cannot say giving birth is the greatest pain of it all, until they have zipped their pecker up in their zipper. Worst part about that is, you have to come back down with the zipper, and for that you need a friend and a blindfold.


Thanks to Jimmy Dakine for the reminder, decided this picture would be rather fitting here:

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Women cannot say giving birth is the greatest pain of it all, until they have zipped their pecker up in their zipper. Worst part about that is, you have to come back down with the zipper, and for that you need a friend and a blindfold.
Noted. And a year after giving birth women want to do it again. I've never heard a guy say he wants to zip his dick into a zipper again
 
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