Shocking Reebok conspiracy theory revealed: Why the GOATS all lost in the last 12 months.

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For years the proud citizens of Sherdog City have considered the EA game curse to be a direct result of the loss of so many great warriors. Sleepless nights and broken hearts resulted in a dark cloud of injustice which swept over Sherdog City like a 2 USD double cheesed burrito from Tesco.

Why was this happening? Why did god let these mighty warriors fall from grace while the whole world watched them burn to the ground. Arggg, I can't stand this questioning of faith in the all mighty as I walk trough the streets of a deserted alley of Sherdog City..

With a troubled mind I tried searching for answers. In times my rage took the better of me and it resulted in viscous cyber brawls with trolls which were beyond my reach. At night I was starring endless hours at an empty ceiling that reflected my empty soul as the cheers and screams on the streets of the non-believers become louder and louder. Weidman, Rousey, Aldo and last weekend our last brave warriors McGregor and Holmes..

ENOUGH! I said to myself. I am tired of this infidelity and must go upon a quest to redeem my faith and the legacy of the ones they called "Goats"

I was shocked what we discovered next. For the last 24 hours the board of Reebok has been chasing me and tried everything to kill this story. You will not believe what happend next...

It is all so clear now. Reebok has been feeding us silent messages that a certain color must lose in our society. At all times!

How could we all have been so blind. All the riots, cops caught on video and the of course the biggest clue of them all; The 2016 Oscars!

The "Black short" gate is just the tip of the iceberg.. I guarantee it.

Do you see?

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That's racist.
 
2/10 for effort, 0/10 for validity
 
You should try to get out more. 1.2/10
 
TS probably spent hours re-reading and editing this "masterpiece" in Notepad before posting it.

Make sure to drop a like if you think it's funny, this is the biggest thing he will accomplish all week!
 
On a Pic...

I initially thought meisha celebrating with her arms out, was Holly - the white uniform and the blue letters.

Legit observation, but... everything else is ummm....

yeah
 
For years the proud citizens of Sherdog City have considered the EA game curse to be a direct result of the loss of so many great warriors. Sleepless nights and broken hearts resulted in a dark cloud of injustice which swept over Sherdog City like a 2 USD double cheesed burrito from Tesco.

Why was this happening? Why did god let these mighty warriors fall from grace while the whole world watched them burn to the ground. Arggg, I can't stand this questioning of faith in the all mighty as I walk trough the streets of a deserted alley of Sherdog City..

With a troubled mind I tried searching for answers. In times my rage took the better of me and it resulted in viscous cyber brawls with trolls which were beyond my reach. At night I was starring endless hours at an empty ceiling that reflected my empty soul as the cheers and screams on the streets of the non-believers become louder and louder. Weidman, Rousey, Aldo and last weekend our last brave warriors McGregor and Holmes..

ENOUGH! I said to myself. I am tired of this infidelity and must go upon a quest to redeem my faith and the legacy of the ones they called "Goats"

I was shocked what we discovered next. For the last 24 hours the board of Reebok has been chasing me and tried everything to kill this story. You will not believe what happend next...

It is all so clear now. Reebok has been feeding us silent messages that a certain color must lose in our society. At all times!

How could we all have been so blind. All the riots, cops caught on video and the of course the biggest clue of them all; The 2016 Oscars!

The "Black short" gate is just the tip of the iceberg.. I guarantee it.

Do you see?

hi-res-cf071661a3f7d56d0095b95e5b01bac9_crop_north.jpg


usa-today-9161393.0.jpg


hi-res-777c83719c5c766c40d79401c39e0dd9_crop_north.jpg


la-sp-sn-ufc-193-live-updates-ronda-rousey-vs-holly-holm-20151114


31E9BDAD00000578-0-image-a-92_1457248714165.jpg


Fabricio-Werdum.jpg
You were the troll you were arguing with...
 
None of them were GOATs.

That's why they lost.
 
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