Media Shocking, Lorenz Larkin beat Joe Rogan kick score record

[CPH]

As a child, in the 80s, in TKD. Literally meaningless

He cannot fight, one single bit, literally not at all, he's just someone who looks good hitting pads , he has zero defense because pads don't hit back

If you know anything about fighting, watch this play spar he has vs JWP, look how he reacts to
the soft little play taps, a total noob amateur

LOL ..but keep in mind: Rogan marks will watch this and not see what is wrong with it

 

[Mike]

So, now we're making fun of Rogan due to some high score being beat?

Do you guys honestly not realize how much of a reach that is?

People on here are reeealllly triggered about Rogan. And it's pretty obvious why that is lol.

 

[brackis1]

People on here are reeealllly triggered about Rogan. And it's pretty obvious why that is lol.

Prolly cause he is an annoying corporate shill who pretends to be some woke alternate-independent truth guru lol

 

[Mike]

Prolly cause he is an annoying corporate shill who pretends to be some woke alternate-independent truth guru lol

Nah, he isn't tall and is kinda odd looking and has a better life than anyone on here. All the short jokes in the world can't change it. He's more successful in every measurable metric than anyone posting on here, and he's short. People can't handle it lol. Oh but he says dumb shit sometimes. Unlike the average sherdogger who I'm sure is living their best life and definitely never says anything stupid on the internet.

 

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One step closer

 

[brackis1]

Nah, he isn't tall and is kinda odd looking and has a better life than anyone on here. All the short jokes in the world can't change it. He's more successful in every measurable metric than anyone posting on here, and he's short. People can't handle it lol. Oh but he says dumb shit sometimes. Unlike the average sherdogger who I'm sure is living their best life and definitely never says anything stupid on the internet.

This speaks more to your value system and love of Rogan than anything else.

 

[Shilajit]

I disagree. I think a really broad group of people could come together to hate Rogan for a number of reasons—almost all of them carrying some validity.

Whereas I think the people who love him are a specific personality type and that type of person sucks ass.

There's a concept in psychology called all or nothing thinking.

Some people live in that energy and have little capacity for nuance to their process.

These are who make up the lowest common denominator of sports fans. And it's those same types who are mindlessly throwing hate in YouTube comment sections.

Real people with intelligence, reason and depth aren't going out of their way to hang out with these types either.

 

[Mike]

This speaks more to your value system and love of Rogan than anything else.

Yeah it's not jealousy or insecurity. That's why 99% of the threads here criticizing him relentlessly bash him for his height. Like we need Joe Rogan height megathreads but Joe is the one that's an insecure weirdo.

 

[Fergelmince]

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Hey, I disliked Rogan as much as the next guy for his sometimes ridiculous stances during the covid-epidemics.

But here's the thing: You don't have to dislike or ridicule someone for everything they say or do, just cuz some of it is worthy of ridicule. That makes you look like the simpleminded individual you're trying to belittle (cue height-jokes).

Well said.

 

[brackis1]

Yeah it's not jealousy or insecurity. That's why 99% of the threads here criticizing him relentlessly bash him for his height. Like we need Joe Rogan height megathreads but Joe is the one that's an insecure weirdo.

Yeah tell me more about how I'm insecure while white knighting for a dude who does a shitload of hgh, wears platform shoes, and peddles fake supplements to his insecure low IQ fanbase lmao.

 

[Mike]

Yeah tell me more about how I'm insecure while white knighting for a dude who does a shitload of hgh, wears platform shoes, and peddles fake supplements to his insecure low IQ fanbase lmao.

I didn't say you were insecure. I wasn't trying to insult you. I was speaking to the general tone and volume of Rogan hate threads I see here. Seems like a lot of hate for a pretty harmless dude to me.

 

[sherdogwantedtonamemekiki]

This is some serious Rogan derangement syndrome lol

You can only imagine the type of human behind the keyboard

Especially with a name like "TheBulge"

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Soooo, no counter argument to Rogan being thrown across a room by a geriatric Mark Coleman? Remember, Rogan started it with Coleman and Rogan turned into a bitch as soon as he felt The Hammer come down.

 

[brackis1]

I didn't say you were insecure. I wasn't trying to insult you. I was speaking to the general tone and volume of Rogan hate threads I see here. Seems like a lot of hate for a pretty harmless dude to me.

Harmless dude?
He is the most popular and influential mouthpiece for alt-science guru nonsense on the entire internet and is a propaganda machine for Dana White and the UFC too.
He is a god to an entire cohort of below-average-intellect bros.

 

[sherdogwantedtonamemekiki]

Who said he was a fighter?

He's a life long martial artist with very good kicks and a BJJ black belt under the Machado's.

Is widely respected by martial artists and fighters alike, as it's quite clear that he has some very real ability and knowledge in the sport.

Your assertion seems to be that his kicking prowess and grappling background is a work of fiction. And that in spite of his life long history of martial arts, he's unworthy of any credibility.

This is derangement syndrome at its finest

Eddie Bravo gave him the BB you tool, there's a video of it being given to him by Bravo. Just because Bravo's lineage goes back to the Machado's doesn't mean they gave him the belt.

 

[Shilajit]

Eddie Bravo gave him the BB you tool, there's a video of it being given to him by Bravo. Just because Bravo's lineage goes back to the Machado's doesn't mean they gave him the belt.

Bravo was the first, yes.

He got one from Machado as well later down the road. Which could be viewed as the greater achievement.

 

[sherdogwantedtonamemekiki]

Bravo was the first, yes.

He got one from Machado as well later down the road. Which could be viewed as the greater achievement.

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How? Rogan never trains GI? How the fuck does that even work? There are so many more submission and sweeps that can be attributed to the GI alone.

 

[wookie brawl]

Those nipples are nasty and gross

 

[Shilajit]

How? Rogan never trains GI? How the fuck does that even work? There are so many more submission and sweeps that can be attributed to the GI alone.

Man didn't even know he had a black belt under Machado

Now he's an expert on whether Hogan trains gi



Y'all are weird AF. The mental gymnastics some people go through just to find reasons to hate is deranged.

 

[sherdogwantedtonamemekiki]

Man didn't even know he had a black belt under Machado

Now he's an expert on whether Hogan trains gi



Y'all are weird AF. The mental gymnastics some people go through just to find reasons to hate is deranged.

It's well known the dude only does no-gi, you tard. That's all 10th Planet is known for. He also hasn't trained BJJ in 6 or so years citing back and neck injuries being the reason. Nice job explaining my initial question. Bet you he was gifted that belt like how Rashad was gifted his, despite never once attempting a submission in MMA.