Sherdogger pays Bruce Buffer $299 to dump his GF

[GaryEric]

this thread delivers the lols

 

[Nightgunner05]

Why do his lips look so blue?

 

[Sticko]

So many observations all at once....

1) Damn Buffer looks old all of a sudden
2) Homie surprisingly cant be doing that well if he needs a side gig dumping broads for about tree fiddy
3) Goes to show how dispassionate he actually is about the fights of he can summon that much passion fornthe above mentioned broad dumping
4) Thats a hell of a suit
5) I bet the guy Buffer-360s and lets her back in

Disagree with #2, $300 for 14 seconds of work is pretty chill. A lot of celebrities don't charge as much as that on cameo

Pretty sure PVZ will send you a virtual cuddle for way less than tree fiddy

 

[Buff]

I misread the title. Thought he was paying Bruce to take a literal shit on his gf. I'm not sure why.

We should totally do a gofund me for this.

I totally have a 20 to see him drop a deuce on Arianny... Lord knows he's paid a lot more than that to do it himself.

 

[kenetics]

Buffer is probably the worst announcer of all sports lol

 

[Buff]

Disagree with #2, $300 for 14 seconds of work is pretty chill. A lot of celebrities don't charge as much as that on cameo

Pretty sure PVZ will send you a virtual cuddle for way less than tree fiddy

I'm going from what I remember in the early 90s where you would pay $12 to have The Undertaker call you up on your birthday and sing to you... I guess the pre recorded message was a lot less personal... I think I'd prefer it though, given both options.

Edit:

Found it...



The Undertaker sings at 2.11... Its worth the listen.

 

[Kryptt]

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2020/12...er-299-bucks-to-dump-his-girlfriend-on-cameo/



Don't let the door hit you on the way out Kayleigh.

<{dayum}>

Sum cold shit, but quite funny.

I'll see if I can hire him to record and e-mail my employer when I decide to quit....

 

[jeff7b9]

Someone should hire Goldie



and it’s allllllll OVER !


(With Rogan screaming “That’s it! He’s OUT!”)




Anyway.... funny shit, but also completely cockblocked himself from banging any of Kayleigh’s friends.

 

[GaryEric]

On a sidenote, Buffer and Vettori should have a most annoying face contest.

 

[Literally Bricked]

His girl is about to go five rounds in another dude's bed.

 

[GaryEric]

Someone should hire Goldie



and it’s allllllll OVER !





Anyway.... funny shit, but also completely cockblocked himself from banging any of Kayleigh’s friends.

Not if they are skanks which is a 50/50 shot.

 

[GaryEric]

His girl is about to go five rounds in another dude's bed.

he dumped her i doubt he gives a fuck

 

[hillelslovak87]

I was hoping you guys wouldn’t find this video. I’ll be reporting this post for exposing my personal matters to the public.

I’m playing. Imagine if this was how Bruce dumped his girls

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIIIIIIIME! For use to have a serious talk..........

 

[jeff7b9]

Not if they are skanks which is a 50/50 shot.

Maybe 70/30 in favor of skanks considering how he dumped Kayleigh

 

[joeson]

I misread the title. Thought he was paying Bruce to take a literal shit on his gf. I'm not sure why.

I also thought that. Disappointed by the video...

 

[GaryEric]

Maybe 70/30 in favor of skanks considering how he dumped Kayleigh

i was trying not to offend the sjws, not sure why. Long day at work im tired...

 

[GaryEric]

cause hes an ugly cunt
- Darren Till

 

[bubbleboyjones]

2) Homie surprisingly cant be doing that well if he needs a side gig dumping broads for about tree fiddy

You don't think Buffer is doing that well because he had a side hustle in his living room making more money per min than a surgeon?

 

[jitzmonkey]

Fuck you, Kayleigh!!

(On a related noted how is there not an emojoi/meme/WTFever of a Diaz brother giving the middle finger on this forum?)

Mods: Y'all need to handle that shit!

 

[Steve-French]

Dick move, but still hilarious