Sherdog POTWR: Round 3: The Jungle Primary

[Dr J]

I hereby officially endorse @Palis.

I could not in good conscience vote for a lazy candidate, such as myself.


PS: I'm keeping the kittens.

This is a HUGE endorsement from a great man with a brilliant political mind. We are glad to have your support. @Lead , this should go in the OP.

@Palis /Dr J 2016

 

[JDragon]

I'll await the HansLeaks on this one. @Hans Gruber

@Palis/Dr J 2016

Hans Leaks

TOPIC: MANDATORY IDs

This. I never understood how a debate could arise where this is called racist.

Yes. It is a shame that she did not so far.

Having an ID should be compulsory. It is in most states of the world.

Verdict: JDragon is shamefully consistent.

 

[Jack V Savage]

This is a HUGE endorsement from a great man with a brilliant political mind. We are glad to have your support. @Lead , this should go in the OP.

@Palis /Dr J 2016

The cool thing is that Heretic won't even get that you're mocking him.

 

[HereticBD]

The cool thing is that Heretic won't even get that you're mocking him.

You can expect more childish outbursts like this from Lyin' Jack Vagina Savage, the wider the gap between him and candidate @Palis gets.

 

[Jack V Savage]

You can expect more childish outbursts like this from Lyin' Jack Vagina Savage, the wider the gap between him and candidate @Palis gets.

Meow.

You should direct your rage toward Dr. J, who was making fun of you and counting on your not being able to understand it.

 

[JDragon]

Updated overview of campaign promises



@Jack V Savage

Promised to stay in his own thread and not post elsewhere.

@Amerikuracana

Promised gf boobie pics without nipples. A little uncertainty whether offer still stands after meltdown on page 13 of prior thread.

@MusterX

Promised long series of conspiracy-themed threads.

@panamaican

Promised unbridled arrogance and intellectual superiority.

@JDragon

Promised to make the War Room great again:

• Will introduce Poster of the Month, Shitposter of the Month, extreme vetting of new posters (equalling a Wall to Mayberry and F2)
• Those who nominate for PotM and SPotM are in the running for monthly Presidential Medals of Honors that come with free Plats months - but only if it is done against political leaning
• That means you get rewarded if you acknowledge good posts from your ideological opponents or call out buddies for the bullshit they write
• Promised to not favor one side, to be ensured by always having nominations from both (or multiple) sides in monthly polls
• Promised special prosecutor for Jack V Savage and @RexKwonDo

@HomerThompson

Promised dick pics. Unclear whether of himself.

@Space

Promised nothing.

@HereticBD

Endorsed Palis.

@lfd0311

Promised nothing

@CEROVFC

Promised to mock people in a "Stupidest thread of the day" declaration.

@Overpressure

Made a lot of crazy promises he does not intend to keep. His words, not mine!

@Palis

Promised a different forum structure - a War Room for everyone and a War Room for insiders only where ony those who prove worthy in the War Room for everyone can get in. Appears to have silently buried the idea after realizing it was probably not that good and there was no way to get this done. Now only promises better boobs pics than Amerikuracana.

@Clippy

Promised nothing.

@m52nickerson

Not running any more - endorsed JDragon

@snakedafunky

Promised a "free War Room". Unclear what that means.

 

[Dr J]

The cool thing is that Heretic won't even get that you're mocking him.

Keep following that Hillary campaign blueprint. It's a sure fire recipe for success.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Pretty tight race for spot #2...........

But Jdragon ahead, where he belongs.

 

[RhinoRush]

Jack, you still have a chance to win this thing, tell us again how stupid we all are. We love that!

 

[HereticBD]

Meow.

Five minutes later....

EDIT - You should direct your rage toward Dr. J, who was making fun of you and counting on your not being able to understand it.

This is the kind of slow, terribly unfunny wit you can expect from Lyin' Jack Vagina Savage. Do not throw your vote away on this depressing, sad clown.

Vote @Palis.


Oh', and Jack, the Jerk Store called and it's running out of you.

 

[panamaican]

Poll seems broken...I can only vote once.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

The cool thing is that Heretic won't even get that you're mocking him.

You should just be happy that @Lead trimmed the electorate to be more favorable for you Hillary supporters (aka losers).

 

[JDragon]

Jack, you still have a chance to win this thing, tell us again how stupid we all are. We love that!

The dude you endorsed and presumably voted for did the same:

lol those WR cans are so easy man. I feel bad for some of them because they aren't trolls, really believe in the things that they do and are fucking stupid. yet this is a outlet for them to feel smart I suppose.

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/sbbc-the-new-goat.3004089/page-511#post-108789265

Seems like a recipe to get votes.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

I'm on the ticket with Jack Savage, somehow. Vote for him, I'll be the power behind the throne. The power bottom, if you will.

Jackie boy manipulating you, taking you for that Soros ride.

Expect to be unexpectedly killed... I mean die under certain circumstances should you disobey a coffee run.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

The dude you endorsed and presumably voted for did the same:

[Quote="Palis, post: 108789265, member: 400641]

lol those WR cans are so easy man. I feel bad for some of them because they aren't trolls, really believe in the things that they do and are fucking stupid. yet this is a outlet for them to feel smart I suppose.

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/sbbc-the-new-goat.3004089/page-511#post-108789265

Seems like a recipe to get votes.[/QUOTE]
Only a CAN like you would take a quote out of context and manipulate it like the Merkel jerkel you are. For shame @JDragon. I still got high hopes for you though, I see potential. Hit me up after I am President, as a lover of the War Room and a merciful man like Trump, I feel I could still save you... under my tutelage the sky isn't even close to the limit.

 

[m52nickerson]

The cool thing is that Heretic won't even get that you're mocking him.

Well, there are chat bots that seem to be more self-aware.

 

[HereticBD]

Well, there are chat bots that seem to be more self-aware.

Oh' look, the pervert chimes in...

Vote @Palis

 

[JDragon]

Only a CAN like you would take a quote out of context and manipulate it like the Merkel jerkel you are. For shame @JDragon. I still got high hopes for you though, I see potential. Hit me up after I am President, as a lover of the War Room and a merciful man like Trump, I feel I could still save you... under my tutelage the sky isn't even close to the limit.

Somehow you never provided context, sports bar agent. But the degree to which you have been able to gain the cuck vote so far is impressive. After all, people who dig being insulted behind their backs sure dig other forms of humuliation, too.

 

[RhinoRush]

The dude you endorsed and presumably voted for did the same:



Seems like a recipe to get votes.

Weak even for you. I've vetted my candidate thank you very much.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Somehow you never provided context, sports bar agent. But the degree to which you have been able to gain the cuck vote so far is impressive. After all, people who dig being insulted behind their backs sure dig other forms of humuliation, too.

Cuck vote...? LOL! Coming from a German? That's swell... I guess you would know more about how cuckolds operate than us would you? You still took what I said way out of context. If that's all you can find digging through my posts then good luck to you kind sir.

This is exactly what the Left MSM tried with Trump. Crazy out of context smear campaigns. Didn't work, the people aren't stupid and you're basically telling them that they're unintelligent, incapable of their own thoughts by trying to manipulate a quote.

Remember who said; "fuck you America"? I do. We all do.