Sherdog POTWR: Round 3: The Jungle Primary

[Vitamin C]

God damnit these candidates are all worse than in a real election !

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Also a reminder which candidate called all of you 'fucking stupid' behind your backs.

Just casted my vote for @JDragon like I said I would.

@Palis is steamrolling the election so far tho by a wide margin, which isn't a bad thing in itself. Was torn for a while between the two and Palis was my second choice.

We might want to have a look at @Hans Gruber 's involvement in this campaign. It is clear at this point that somebody is behind Hans Leaks.

 

[Lead]

22% of the vote is already in

 

[Blackened]

Just casted my vote for @JDragon like I said I would.

@Palis is steamrolling the election so far tho by a wide margin, which isn't a bad thing in itself. Was torn for a while between the two and Palis was my second choice.

We might want to have a look at @Hans Gruber 's involvement in this campaign. It is clear at this point that somebody is behind Hans Leaks.

JDragon and Palis... I'd be happy with either.

 

[Blackened]

22% of the vote is already in

Should've had some kind of electoral system, so we can have a rigging thread

 

[JDragon]

We might want to have a look at @Hans Gruber 's involvement in this campaign. It is clear at this point that somebody is behind Hans Leaks

 

[JDragon]

Nice breakdown.

• Promised special prosecutor for Jack V Savage and @RexKwonDo

You lost me right here. @Rex Kwon Do is good people.
@HomerThompson

He conspired with @Jack V Savage. I agree that as a lute music enthusiast, @Rex Kwon Do is most likely innocent. But we need to get to the bottom of this.

 

[JDragon]

JDragon and Palis... I'd be happy with either.

In that case, you should want JDragon vs Palis for the Presidential Election. And if that is the case, you need to vote for me in the primaries because it looks like @Palis is ahead in polls of early voters.

 

[JDragon]

Nice breakdown.

Is there a link to said meltdown? I haven't kept up to date on this.

Start here:

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/sherdog-potwr-round-2-the-debate.3400855/page-13#post-124168845

 

[lecter]

ok saw it

 

[JDragon]

Should've had some kind of electoral system, so we can have a rigging thread

Remember that Palis already rallied his sports bar goons to his support. They can vote here and distort the percentages even if Lead filters them out afterwards.

 

[Clippy]

accidental double post

 

[ShinkanPo]

Ala Hu akbar!!!!!

 

[JDragon]

LOL you did it twice. Also you tagged jgarner. This is gonna be good.

 

[dontsnitch]

accidental double post

Dammit, Clippy, it's stuff like this that's gonna cost you the election.

 

[Leagon]

Damn, this is going as terrible as a real election. The reasonable, moderate candidates are losing out to the unintelligible extremists. I'm not sure if shifting betweens is actually a great long term governing strategy or if democracy (at least modern democracy) is just a broken system.

We should have an electoral college type thing just to make this all even more of a mess. All the posters who frequent Muslim threads count for 10 electoral college points, the posters in the BLM threads get 7, the anti-Trump threads get 8, etc.

 

[Thurisaz]

Is the elect going to drain the dump and welcome interesting subjects back here?

I want to see pizzagate in WR.

 

[Luger]

I'm awful with names, so I don't really associate the names with what they stand for.
Can I/we get a summary on each candidate?

 

[irish_thug]

Remember that Palis already rallied his sports bar goons to his support. They can vote here and distort the percentages even if Lead filters them out afterwards.

Sounds like you support Voter suppression to me...

 

[JDragon]

I'm awful with names, so I don't really associate the names with what they stand for.
Can I/we get a summary on each candidate?

Yes. Yes.

Overview of campaign promises


Obviously not completely neutral, but I tried to be where I could. If something important is missing, tag me and link to your post / speech where you promise something and I will add it.


@Jack V Savage

Promised to stay in his own thread and not post elsewhere.

@Amerikuracana

Promised gf boobie pics without nipples. A little uncertainty whether offer still stands after meltdown on page 13 of prior thread.

@MusterX

Promised long series of conspiracy-themed threads.

@panamaican

Promised unbridled arrogance and intellectual superiority.

@JDragon

Promised to make the War Room great again:

• Will introduce Poster of the Month, Shitposter of the Month, extreme vetting of new posters (equalling a Wall to Mayberry and F2)
• Those who nominate for PotM and SPotM are in the running for monthly Presidential Medals of Honors that come with free Plats months - but only if it is done against political leaning
• That means you get rewarded if you acknowledge good posts from your ideological opponents or call out buddies for the bullshit they write
• Promised to not favor one side, to be ensured by always having nominations from both (or multiple) sides in monthly polls
• Promised special prosecutor for Jack V Savage and @RexKwonDo

@HomerThompson

Promised dick pics. Unclear whether of himself.

@Space

Promised nothing.

@HereticBD

Promised that when he is "War Room Overlord", there will be less thread merging. Unclear how he wants to achieve that in his sticky thread.

@lfd0311

Promised nothing

@CEROVFC

Promised to mock people in a "Stupidest thread of the day" declaration.

@Overpressure

Made a lot of crazy promises he does not intend to keep. His words, not mine!

@Palis

Promised a different forum structure - a War Room for everyone and a War Room for insiders only where ony those who prove worthy in the War Room for everyone can get in. Appears to have silently buried the idea after realizing it was probably not that good and there was no way to get this done. Now only promises better boobs pics than Amerikuracana.

@Clippy

Promised nothing.

@m52nickerson

Not running any more - endorsed JDragon

@snakedafunky

Promised a "free War Room". Unclear what that means.

Also @Palis is a sports bar dude who dissed the entire War Room as fucking stupid cans and @MusterX hates the Lute.