Sherdog POTWR: Round 2: The Debate

[lfd0311]

The investigation into @lfd0311 has gone over schedule and will now be closed. This isn't to say that if another person were to do the actions lfd0311 did at the time wouldn't receive harsher consequences. This also isn't to say that we won't reopen this investigation hours before the polls open up for Round 3. This also isn't to say we won't then reclose the investigation shortly after reopening it with hours until Round 3.

I fully support this investigation into my posting history and promise to not smash the sh*t out of any of my devices or kill any staffers.

 

[Amerikuracana]

If elected, I will post a sexy pic, just clothed enough, of my girlfriend.. If you want to see me, I will include myself in it.

























































(she has huge boobs)

 

[lfd0311]

I'm the below average intelligence uniformed voter. The bottom 25% of the 50% of Americans who voted. Sway my vote with a funny story or a good meme @Krallang

My lol match is beginning sway my vote quickly adhd and all.

All I'm saying is that this is what Sherdog will look like if you don't vote for me, and allow @Jack V Savage to run the show. This is just a small glimpse into that world, if Jack were a goat named Kevin:

 

[Jack V Savage]

All I'm saying is that this is what Sherdog will look like if you don't vote for me, and allow @Jack V Savage to run the show. This is just a small glimpse into that world, if Jack were a goat named Kevin:

The thing is, I already run the show. If I'm POTWR, I'll only be in one thread and will probably be less powerful than I currently am. There will just be the POTWR thread worth reading.

 

[Amerikuracana]

The thing is, I already run the show. If I'm POTWR, I'll only be in one thread and will probably be less powerful than I currently am. There will just be the POTWR thread worth reading.

Your plea of "I will actually go away if elected" = My plea of "My GFs boobs."

 

[Jack V Savage]

Your plea of "I will actually go away if elected" = My plea of "My GFs boobs."

It's not a plea, and I won't go away. I'll be in a single thread. People who like good shit, can check that one out, people who don't like thinking can read about the latest news story about a minority committing a crime or Trump tweeting something stupid in other threads.

 

[Dr J]

The thing is, I already run the show. If I'm POTWR, I'll only be in one thread and will probably be less powerful than I currently am. There will just be the POTWR thread worth reading.

Jack V still banking on the Clinton strategy of leftist smuggery.

Spoiler: The Palis Plan

@Palis /Dr J 2016

 

[Amerikuracana]

Jack V still banking on the Clinton strategy of leftist smuggery.

Spoiler

Spoiler: The Palis Plan

@Palis/Dr J 2016

It's more than a strategy, or a lifestyle for Jack.. It's a whole misguided existence.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

The thing is, I already run the show. If I'm POTWR, I'll only be in one thread and will probably be less powerful than I currently am. There will just be the POTWR thread worth reading.

You're not entertaining enough, I am sorry.

 

[Jack V Savage]

You're not entertaining enough, I am sorry.

Then you can more easily avoid me by banishing me to the POTWR thread.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Then you can more easily avoid me by banishing me to the POTWR thread.

Avoid? Ohhhhhhhh noooooo noooo you must have our situation misunderstood. I enjoy laughing at your insane line of thinking. To know that people like you exist and that your side has been beaten back. To know how wrong you were about Clinton. It just feels right.

I will never banish you, I will never ignore you. I like for you to keep doing what you're doing. Like Batman needs the Joker and vice versa. Stay alive.

 

[Thames]

Well, this is going to be awkward. I've always said fuck Dana but in this case: Fuck Honda. Marry Dana (he's go the most money). Try to kill Sakuraba but he probably kills me and the whole thing goes to shit.

So far only @Jack V Savage has decided to marry Saku, and he is also the only one that chose to marry for reasons other than money.

So are you and other candidates just basic gold diggers, willing to accept any situation for some coin? Or is Jack simply being irrational and fiscally irresponsible?

Oh Jeez, Jack Savage's European Socialist friend has appeared with the Jack Savage stand by "Bro, I don't even know you" defense. Things are getting testy, folks.

Wat
You guys are special.

 

[Lead]

@Palis , I thought you and Jack's campaign promises have been the most interesting but now Amerikcana not only has matched you but upped with boobs of some random girl. Such a thing is very rare on the internet. How will you continue with someone upping your campaign promise?

 

[Quipling]

@Palis , I thought you and Jack's campaign promises have been the most interesting but now Amerikcana not only has matched you but upped with boobs of some random girl. Such a thing is very rare on the internet. How will you continue with someone upping your campaign promise?

I like that "Amerikuracana's girlfriend" has been identified as "some random girl's tits"

 

[Lead]

It's not a plea, and I won't go away. I'll be in a single thread. People who like good shit, can check that one out, people who don't like thinking can read about the latest news story about a minority committing a crime or Trump tweeting something stupid in other threads.

Can't stand the threads about one instance trying to prove their broader narrative. Then they think, well if we post 50 of these threads, it will just fill up the front page and it will prove this stuff is widespread. It's unbelievably stupid and nothing is learned from it. One person being shitty to another person isn't going to sway my opinion on whether Trump or Bernie or Clinton is the best candidate. It's even worse than character assassination cause it's indirect

 

[Lead]

I like that "Amerikuracana's girlfriend" has been identified as "some random girl's tits"

To be fair, within a sentence of him letting us know he has a girlfriend, the very next thing is introducing her tits. I didn't even go into the description of their size. He objectified her for this race and I will continue to keep it in this fashion. Maybe we should use his "girlfriend" and just "boobs" interchangeably.

 

[Quipling]

To be fair, within a sentence of him letting us know he has a girlfriend, the very next thing is introducing her tits. I didn't even go into the description of their size. He objectified her for this race and I will continue to keep it in this fashion. Maybe we should use his "girlfriend" and just "boobs" interchangeably.

Mom, I'd like to introduce you to my boobs.
-Amerikuracana, possibly.

 

[Space]

@Palis, I'm looking for a VP, if you're interested let me know. Great poster!

 

[Lead]

Damn it @Space, you need to up your game in here. I haven't heard a thing from you yet and these guys are laying some serious groundwork. Isolation threads, Seflies, boobs, etc

 

[Lead]

@Palis, I'm looking for a VP, if you're interested let me know. Great poster!

I'm hoping that was what I took it as. If so, well done.