Sherbros, I'm going to be a hand model

[adapt]

I got an email this week from a woman my mother in law used to work with about doing some hand modeling (no, seriously). She asked me to send her some photos of my hands. The following day I got an email telling me the creative team "REALLY" liked my hands and that there will "definitely" be work for me in the future.

Now I ask you this, how do I deal with the (no doubt imminent and overwhelming) influx of hand model groupies? I'm a married man. Does anyone want to volunteer to clean up my scraps?

 

[ThinkGreen]

"We're lawyers!"

 

[OriginalSpeedy]

I see gay porn in your future by giving other guys handies. Have fun with that.

 

[Winnie The Foo]

Your hands have been uploaded to the Happy Hands database. Basically dudes are beating it to your hands.

 

[DaDamn]

Now I ask you this, how do I deal with the (no doubt imminent and overwhelming) influx of hand model groupies? I'm a married man. Does anyone want to volunteer to clean up my scraps?

the old bait and switch, i like it.

but when they show up and see our gross hands what will we do then?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Oven mitts, get em

 

[Pittie Petey]

Just be careful
We all remember what happened to Ray McKigney

 

[oFUNGUSo]

getting paid for handys

 

[EmpireShallFall]

Just make sure to remain the master of your own domain.

 

[adapt]

Oven mitts, get em

There was a possibility I was going to shoot today. I bowl in a thursday night league, however. If I had gotten the offer to shoot today I would've had to get a manicure last night. I was REALLY looking forward to showing up at bowling wearing oven mitts and telling everyone I couldn't bowl this week because of my impending photo shoot.

 

[vcmmafan]

 

[OriginalSpeedy]

There was a possibility I was going to shoot today. I bowl in a thursday night league, however. If I had gotten the offer to shoot today I would've had to get a manicure last night. I was REALLY looking forward to showing up at bowling wearing oven mitts and telling everyone I couldn't bowl this week because of my impending photo shoot.

Yup, you are well on your way to gay porn.

 

[adapt]

Just be careful
We all remember what happened to Ray McKigney

Just make sure to remain the master of your own domain.

Already a chronic masturbator. I'm pretty sure its what's given my hands whatever quality these people see in them. If it ain't broke...

 

[brownfeet]

pics of your hands or gtfo!

 

[Zer]

I see gay porn in your future by giving other guys handies. Have fun with that.

You sound like my Dad. Don't listen TS. There's no money in handjob pron

 

[Jack Reacheround]

If you want to avoid the temptation of groupies, I suggest you buy a pair of Isotoners for when you go out in public. That way, people won't recognize your hands and try to fuck them.

 

[EmpireShallFall]

pics of your hands or gtfo!

We need pics, I agree.

 

[CubicleGangster]

gonna need a homemade hyperbaric chamber to keep that sweet baby pristine

 

[Morning Star]

LMAO! Thought of George Costanza instantly. What's the pay like?

 

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gonna need a homemade hyperbaric chamber to keep that sweet baby pristine