News Shark Attack..

[Mcountry]

I’d let that shark take a bite out of me anyday

Some people like to fuck horses...

I won't judge.

 

[Mr. Shickadance]

Some people like to fuck horses...

I won't judge.

Yeah they usually live in the country

 

[ralphc1]

It's a promo for The Discovery Channel for the upcoming Shark Week.

 

[lostdog000]

this summer i saw a sharks dorsal fin cruising along 30' from me. it was big enough to eat me. i got out. ive seen a million dolphins and that wasnt 1

 

[DiarrheaPerlmans]

Imagine this shit happening to you

 

[blaseblah]

Is a great white shark racist? The name implies white supremacy..?

BLM fuckheads, what are your thoughts? Should we rename the shark, The great shark?

No, it's the perfect name for the scourge of the seas

 

[Mcountry]

No, it's the perfect name for the scourge of the seas

dominant alpha predator?

 

[blaseblah]

dominant alpha predator?

Not quite

 

[Mcountry]

Not quite

We call that "a killer whale"

No reference to color.

 

[blaseblah]

We call that "a killer whale"

No reference to color.

They're black though.

 

[Mcountry]

They're black though.

And white

 

[Mcountry]

Imagine this shit happening to you

That's insane...

 

[Osculater]

At least it wasn't a great black shark

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

The amount of insane shit in the ocean is terrifying.

RIP to the victim, can't even fathom how terrifying that would be

EDIT: no pun intended, and sorry I used 'terrifying' twice

 

[SKYNET]

Attorney General AOC

 

[andnowweknow]

Imagine this shit happening to you

this might actually be a snuff film...I'm dead serious, that looks 50/50 like he caught a 3 inch tooth in the back of the head.

 

[MWB1982]

Look at how big this fucker is

They said it's a tiger shark.. Those aren't even the biggest sharks

 

[Tone C]

Look at how big this fucker is

They said it's a tiger shark.. Those aren't even the biggest sharks

Lol , I'm actually sat watching Jaws ....

" Hooper drives the boat , chief"

 

[VinceArch]

Look at how big this fucker is

They said it's a tiger shark.. Those aren't even the biggest sharks

 

[Wilmer Digreux]