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I was leaving my house to go to work today when I was struck with anxiety.

"Fuck. Did I forget to close my porn window?"

It is clear that InPrivate browsing is not enough. The world needs self destructing browser windows which automatically close after a period of inactivity.

Convince me I'm not a genius and/or share your million dollar ideas.
 
why would not closing the porn window scare you? do you bring laptop to work and you open up it in front of other people often?
 
EndlessCritic said:
I was leaving my house to go to work today when I was struck with anxiety.

"Fuck. Did I forget to close my porn window?"

It is clear that InPrivate browsing is not enough. The world needs self destructing browser windows which automatically close after a period of inactivity.

Convince me I'm not a genius and/or share your million dollar ideas.
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Seaside said:
why would not closing the porn window scare you? do you bring laptop to work and you open up it in front of other people often?
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I was browsing porn on my home computer, which my wife also uses.
 
How about a website that indexes all the times actresses had nude scenes in a movie?
 
Since women claim they love nerds so much, how about having to solve a math problem on a little screen near the hooks whenever taking off their bra....and you can call it the Alge-Bra.

That's the best I can come up with on the fly hahahaha
 
Bottle sea water in empty wine bottles and sell it to hipsters. You need to specify on the label where the seawater is coming from, so after a while sea connoisseurs could tell the geographical origin upon tasting alone.
 
oscillators for fans that don't oscillate.
 
Some kind of heating mechanism that you can leave in your vehicle that will prevent the windows from fogging over at night. Especially would be useful in colder regions where windows even Ice over. I’ve had this idea for like 7 years now, just need a partner who is smart enough to make it
 
Recycle the peanuts and sweetcorn out of shit..

Some hipster would buy it if marketed properly
 
add a sliding tab inbetween the blades of 3 blade razors that the user could slide to left and clean inbetween blades inbtween their shaves. it would help make dispoasbe razors last longer ny keeping blades dry and clean and sharper giving the user a shape clean edge.
 
Cheese said:
add a sliding tab inbetween the blades of 3 blade razors that the user could slide to left and clean inbetween blades inbtween their shaves. it would help make dispoasbe razors last longer ny keeping blades dry and clean and sharper giving the user a shape clean edge.
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I just use the back end of the toothpaste tube for that shit.
 
I thought about creating an app for yard work similar to uber so you can hire any random kid in your area to come cut your grass whenever you want without having to do it yourself or overpay a landscaping professional to do it.

I am a lazy bastard.
 
USA!USA! said:
I thought about creating an app for yard work similar to uber so you can hire any random kid in your area to come cut your grass whenever you want without having to do it yourself or overpay a landscaping professional to do it.

I am a lazy bastard.
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Would support this idea. Let me know when your on kick starter and I will chip in....

Yard work is for the fucking birds... or neighbor kids....
 
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