Sexual orientation

[Tone C]

I identify as a microwave meal.


Ready in 3 minutes and look nothing like the picture.

 

[Horse Style]

I identify as a microwave meal.


Ready in 3 minutes and look nothing like the picture.

That's @Medulla Omoplata and @Clippy's fetish

 

[Bald1]

Isn't queer and gay the same thing?

What does evolving means?

Also I would pick asexual for sake of staying neutral. Now a days it's a sin to be normal.

Evolving is nonsensical in this context. There's no evolution without procreation.

Do "evolving" is straight....?

 

[Blayt7hh]

Heteroflexible? LMAO

Only thing I can figure is that means you’re willing to participate in a devil’s threesome

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Only thing I can figure is that means you’re willing to participate in a devil’s threesome

You mean like a really really hot girl offers you a threesome with another dude and you kind of don't want.... but the guy is like prime Brad Pitt so you do it anyway?

Kind of weird. Just seems like a bisexual with high standards.

 

[Blayt7hh]

You mean like a really really hot girl offers you a threesome with another dude and you kind of don't want.... but the guy is like prime Brad Pitt so you do it anyway?

Kind of weird. Just seems like a bisexual with high standards.

Nah the dudes not a consideration at all. You just put up with his presence for the chick instead of yelling “bro that’s gay!” And running out when he drops his pants

 

[I Am Legion]

I think the only way to fix this bullshit is to allow bullying again. In my day if a dude said he was homeflexible, he would have gotten slapped until he took a girl to the prom.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

I’m straight and I am flexible as hell from years of goaltending. What do I put?

 

[all caps]

Homoflexible <45><45><45><45><45>

Wonder if I could get in trouble for that username? @TeTe

 

[TeTe]

Homoflexible <45><45><45><45><45>

Wonder if I could get in trouble for that username? @TeTe

That would be a great user name

 

[Legumes]

Would a straight guy that's a contortionist select straight or heteroflexible?

 

[rocketskates]

If you’re straight but double jointed then I’d choose heteroflexible.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

So is @Zer heteroflexible or homoflexible?

 

[Zer]

So is @Zer heteroflexible or homoflexible?

Heteroflexible bro. Women (real women) are my first love. Dudes are just way easier