Sexual orientation

[Nameless King]

So I was asked to fill one of those 'equal opportunities' forms and this is the answers I had...

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Heteroflexible? LMAO

 

[Hatuwkoi]

 

[MMA since 1993]

This is fucking ridiculous.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

Pansexual

 

[MetalGearTrump]

Yeah pick the first one and you're as good as fired

 

[Smokes]

Pick one.

 

[JabToucher]

 

[Uber_Noober]

 

[Clippy]

I'm a clipmosexual

 

[Satur9]

Fluctuating and evolving doesn’t even mean the same thing lol. In the regular sense. Don’t know what either of those mean in sexual terms.

They forgot self-sexual.

 

[Tone C]

So which ones did you choose ?

 

[Nameless King]

So which ones did you choose ?

The obvious one

 

[MaureenCretis]

I’m normal. Being abnormal doesn’t make you interesting or special.

 

[Tone C]

The obvious one

All of them then.

It's getting a bit silly now with all the labels. I've not had to fill in a job application in 18 years so I don't know if that's normal now ?

 

[Lint]

I'm offended they did not include the I don't wish to answer (and I'm offended) option.

 

[Phlog]

So I was asked to fill one of those 'equal opportunities' forms and this is the answers I had...

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You tell em to fuck right off, it's personal.

 

[Horse Style]

They should add 'Canadian' to the list

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Heteroflexible? LMAO

It seems its the new brand name for being "bi-curious"

 

[Estemachine]

Tell them you can't go on with the question because they don't have your sexual orientation, and that you are very offended by it. That seems to be the norm nowadays.