Sex On the Job

I hear people in the IRS get busy all day long.


All Day Long, Yo.
 
I f*cked my first wife on the conference table of her dads office where we worked at the time. Although not sure it counts as it was after hours and we stayed late.
 
Still on my bucket list. Tried with my prude ex gf when I worked at Disneyland (lots of employees fucked there, no not the characters...well maybe). I did fuck in a storeroom at Bed Bath and Beyond but neither of us worked there so I don't count that.
 
My first job at age 18 was at McDonalds lol. Circa 1998-2000. And yes, I banged a girl or two in the office after closing the store
 
Had a quickie in a walk-in one time at a restaurant I worked in
 
Used to deliver pizza. Did all kinds of awesome things while on the clock including sex witha co worker a was seeing at the time
 
I don't think there's anywhere in my office where you could bang during hours and not get walked in on.

Which probably means there is somewhere and everyone is banging except me :(
 
Ha!! I just read about that literally seconds ago on CNN.
 
ok, i'm glad this is an anonymous place lol. i work on a site that has many buildings, and many areas where you need special access. because i work in i.t., i have access to lots of different areas. to make a long story-short, i hooked up with this chick from my work outside of work, at her place. after going out a few times afterwards, i had to work on her computer in one of those secure areas. we start making out, and do it in a lab area where we both know doesn't have cameras. i gotta say, it is pretty damn exciting doing it in a place you shouldn't. it's the only time i've ever done that. i don't think i'd do it again. too scared of getting caught and getting fired.
 
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Gutter Chris said:
Used to deliver pizza. Did all kinds of awesome things while on the clock including sex witha co worker a was seeing at the time
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I delivered pizza back in the day too bro. Loads of stories but sadly the the pizza place was staffed by 16 year old kids so I didn't get any action from them, no matter how much I tried. Never gotten laid on the job. All the places I've worked have been total sausage fests. I've often thought of getting a second job at a call centre or McDonalds or whatever just for the girls
 
IIIIIIII said:
ok, i'm glad this is an anonymous place lol. i work on a site that has many buildings, and many areas where you need special access. because i work in i.t., i have access to lots of different areas. to make a long story-short, i hooked up with this chick from my work outside of work, at her place. after going out a few times afterwards, i had to work on her computer in one of those secure areas. we start making out, and do it in a lab area where we both know doesn't have cameras. i gotta say, it is pretty damn exciting doing it in a place you shouldn't. it's the only time i've ever done that. i don't think i'd do it again. too scared of getting caught and getting fired.
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When I was working in the manufacturing part of IBM 8 years ago I had to go down in the basement of the building I was in to check some levels of the tanks for electroplating. As I went down in the basement to check the tank levels I hear these noises from a side room that contained chem barrels. I look around the corner and the skank of the shift, this girl was just trash, was getting plowed from behind by one guy, and as she was bent over a barrel she was sucking off another worker. I told a few others upstairs and 8 plus people ran down there and started snapping pics of her. She was let go shortly after. Her dad was a big time executive, but he couldn't save her job.

As for myself, not sex, but did get a blowjob from a girl I worked with at Chuck E Cheese. I had to stay late and clean the ball crawl and she was closing the front, the manager had gone out to dinner with his wife so it was just us for a few hours. She ended up blowing me in the ball crawl
 
Striderxdj said:
I f*cked my first wife on the conference table of her dads office where we worked at the time. Although not sure it counts as it was after hours and we stayed late.
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Did you bill her dad for the overtime as well? That would be amazing!
 
I've been told to go fuck myself a few times at work. Does that count?
 
Play is play , work is work. I dont think there is a need to elabote on this.
But its niiice to read your stories
 
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