Serra vs Mcgregor would have been gold

nac386 said:
Sherdog, the only place where, "Who is that guy?" is considered sharp and witty.
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And the crowd at the press conference, and Yoel Romero, and Karolina Kowalkiewicz, and Matt Serra, and everyone basically who is not on suicide watch b/c they can't come to grips with Conor's rise in stardom.
Stephen's tried to get his 2 seconds of fame and Conor wrecked him. Some of the best witty responses are the simplest.
 
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Aye listen, aye aye, look, mcgregyor, listen bro, aye, i don't, yer know, i don't mean any disrespect or anything you know, but aye listen, go fuck yourself.
 
ReasonableMMAFan said:
Have you not watched any of Conor's interviews? C'mon you guys aren't even trying at this point.

What a joke. I guess that's why he verbally humiliates everyone he fights?
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Humiliation would involve digging up some dirt and exposing it in a comical way, hilariously highlighting a bad habit or something stupid the other guy does or says. Things Chael has tried to do. Conor just loudly interrupts his opponents while they're speaking during press conferences, saying things like, "YOU'LL DO FOOKIN NOTHING" or "Bum" but it's enough to spur on your average short fused MMA fighter. You can verbally smash people without being witty, clever, or original, and that's what Conor does. Comedians can "roast" people, Chael can roast people, Conor really cannot.

You have to understand the opponents and the audience. MMA fighters. Most of them fuck up every interview and press conference and can't say anything to make them stand out. Some of the least charismatic and slow-witted people on earth. And then sports fans... so yeah.

I know your retort already so no need to bother. Conor never "verbally smashed" any of my favorite fighters and I have no issue with him. I only take issue with mindless drones taking on Conor's persona and language for their own and giving credit where none is due.
 
Koro_11 said:
For fuck sakes you guys talk about these dudes like they're some kind of geniuses. Any meathead can spew nonsense, especially when he's being encouraged by an army of screaming sheep hanging on his every word.
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you're right. also, anybody can dunk. the only reason Lebron can dunk is because he's encouraged by his cheering fans.
 
False. Michael BIsping or Chael Sonnen would be the best fights to make with McGregor. Not only would they make an absolute mockery of him in the verbal exchanges but in the actual fight they would both... how do I put this delicately... forcefully ram a certain appendage into one of Conor's more vulnerable openings.

Also it would finally convince some of you retarded Manlet lovers that real sized men actually Reign supreme despite your perceived "skill level"
 
I have zero interest in hearing anything Serra has to say. I don't understand people thinking he's funny.
 
Well, first off, Serra would call Connie out big time. He gives no fucks. He would rip on every weakness he has as a fighter, especially how Conor has the BJJ of a soccer mom. Conor would be in his danger zone because he would not be able to rattle Matt. And the actual fight would be interesting. I would bet on Serra getting the win at around 80/20. Serra is a nightmare match up for Conor.

For the kids: Serra is hard to hit standing, and would put a beatdown on Conor on the ground.
 
Jkaylor said:
False. Michael BIsping or Chael Sonnen would be the best fights to make with McGregor. Not only would they make an absolute mockery of him in the verbal exchanges but in the actual fight they would both... how do I put this delicately... forcefully ram a certain appendage into one of Conor's more vulnerable openings.

Also it would finally convince some of you retarded Manlet lovers that real sized men actually Reign supreme despite your perceived "skill level"
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lol obviously I thought of those guys before I made my post. But those aren't realistic fights because they are middleweights so that fight would not happen.

and your post is an example of someone having a lack of wit. someone who has all the time in the world to write a post and comes up with the cringiest wording possible. And a paragraph that has nothing to do with this thread. This isn't the place to post about the voices inside your head.
 
OneGloveGracie said:
lol obviously I thought of those guys before I made my post. But those aren't realistic fights because they are middleweights so that fight would not happen.

and your post is an example of someone having a lack of wit. someone who has all the time in the world to write a post and comes up with the cringiest wording possible. And a paragraph that has nothing to do with this thread. This isn't the place to post about the voices inside your head.
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You mad cuz I outshined you in your shitty thread. Get over it bro
 
That would have been a good build up but Serra would mop the floor with ol Connie.
 
Jkaylor said:
You mad cuz I outshined you in your shitty thread. Get over it bro
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lolll talking about "outshined" in a forum. lol this mutherfuker thinks he's performing on a stage. are you typing this from a mental institution?
 
OneGloveGracie said:
lolll talking about "outshined" in a forum. lol this mutherfuker thinks he's performing on a stage. are you typing this from a mental institution?
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You sound butt hurt. If you didn't know deep down that I outshined you, then you wouldn't have even replied
 
stav said:
And the crowd at the press conference, and Yoel Romero, and Karolina Kowalkiewicz, and Matt Serra, and everyone basically who is not on suicide watch b/c they can't come to grips with Conor's rise in stardom.
Stephen's tried to get his 2 seconds of fame and Conor wrecked him. Some of the best witty responses are the simplest.
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Agreed. It was honestly one of the funniest things ever said by a human being. I really think that Conor is not only an A level athlete, but an A level intellectual, just based on his incredible wit
 
ExitLUPin said:
Serra would wreck him verbally, is way funnier and much, much less corny, and make him tap too

Ppl forget Serra got hobbed against Hughes and BJ. He should have wins over GSP, BJ and Hughes and he finished GSP and nearly finished Matt as well.
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The only reason Hughes vs Serra was even close was because of an accidental head butt that nearly knocked Hughes out. Hughes and BJ both won fairly.
 
Jkaylor said:
You sound butt hurt. If you didn't know deep down that I outshined you, then you wouldn't have even replied
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are you imagining yourself singing a Barbara Streisand song in front of a screaming audience right now?
 
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nac386 said:
Sherdog, the only place where, "Who is that guy?" is considered sharp and witty.
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don't forget about every fighter being a bum and buying and selling everyone ten times over.

he's so incredibly intelligent i can't even
 
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