Seriously, does Mario Lopez have the best genes ever?

[Jesus X]

......that was kinda.....weird.

What is funny is that it probably took like a team of at least a minimum of 10 people at that show to film and green light Mario's bouncing sledgehammer of a crotch for posterity.

 

[Jesus X]

No pics of Mario's wife?

What kind of thread is this?

GAY!

His wife is an italian boise dime compared to chicks he had in his past like ali landry.

 

[nostradumbass]

His head looks like a wax statue, then his neck looks about 53 years old.

Anybody can get TRT and go the plastic surgery route, but it's mostly celebrities that do it to that extent, and we already know you can only keep it up for so long until you stop looking human.

 

[Jesus X]

I saw footage of him boxing sparring a while back, he can throw hands pretty well to be honest, hespect

He also just won a gold medal in jiu jitsu. The guy would have been a well rounded mma fighter.

 

[GolovKing]

These Hollywood types can invest millions into looking good, but 50 is generally the wall…
I expect he will begin to morph himself into a monster going forward..

also has a big head…

It doesn't even take millions to look good into old age, but for most people your type of work and the stress and lifestyle changes of marriage and having kids are gonna age the fuck out of you but it comes a time where you have to ask what's more important

 

[Simple Southerner]

 

[Belaya Smert]

Only his prescribing physician knows for sure.

 

[Kardashians]

She's got an 1/8" of makeup on. Never underestimate makeup. And always go swimming on a first date

It’s nearly 2023. Women wear waterproof makeup now. Shit sticks on like glue.

 

[djacobox372]

Naw, he's at least 7 inches shorter than a typical sherdoger.

 

[west42]

It’s nearly 2023. Women wear waterproof makeup now. Shit sticks on like glue.

Shit. Im out of ideas then

 

[west42]

dude also did robert downey jr levels of drugs

His head looks like a wax statue, then his neck looks about 53 years old.

Anybody can get TRT and go the plastic surgery route, but it's mostly celebrities that do it to that extent, and we already know you can only keep it up for so long until you stop looking human.

 

[Hollywood Jack]

This MFer is 50! Obviously on roids and some hair dye, but still has basically a fresh baby face. If he's had plastic surgery then his surgeon is legit one of the greatest to ever do it cause I see no signs of incisions or reconstruction.

Is it just me or does Khamzat's beard not even look real in that pic?

Anyway, he's got pretty good genetics other than being on the short side. But plenty of work done, lifestyle, supplements, substances, etc. If you've got the type of money and resources he has, it's relatively easy. You just have to want it...

 

[Hollywood Jack]

excuse me?

That's the worst picture ever taken of her, and I'd still love to unload all over that face.

 

[Jesus X]

Is it just me or does Khamzat's beard not even look real in that pic?

Anyway, he's got pretty good genetics other than being on the short side. But plenty of work done, lifestyle, supplements, substances, etc. If you've got the type of money and resources he has, it's relatively easy. You just have to want it...

For a Mexican person he is technically taller than our average height of 5'5" lol. Hes not that short in person I seen him at the grove he was about 5'9" i'm 5'8".

 

[Shaun K]

Khamzat looks like such a fucking mutant next to him

 

[Shaun K]

I spy injection marks on his tummy

 

[chimpoehurricane]

You think that's bad for a 53 year old lady?

Good point but modern women. Carousel and booze. Smoking, carbs after dark, and other of random dong. The following accelerates the aging process. Girls on the carousel get horse face.