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Yeah, it definitely kicked ass sir lol.Glad you had a laugh. It was tough to do from the story you gave me, but was happy with the end result.
Yeah, it definitely kicked ass sir lol.Glad you had a laugh. It was tough to do from the story you gave me, but was happy with the end result.
Fuck!! That's a real honor, Sir. Really appreciate your kind words. You've been on here a while & I'm only new (have been watching sherdog for stuff since about 2000, but only recently participate). Have met (not in person), some really nice people on here.@Van Daz you're one of the funniest mofos in sherdog history.
@Van Daz you're one of the funniest mofos in sherdog history.
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You don't even need to do all that bud. Just copy the link and add .jpg when inserting the image and it will post fine.
.jpg will work when posting gifs and pngs too.
I am a sickly superhero named Chemo Man (C on the chest and a cape). I'm gaunt, bound to a wheelchair and do not possess a single superpower. However, on this particular afternoon in the park, a bandit steals a woman's purse. Just as the bandit runs past me, I vomit radioactive chunks of a cheeseburger. The bandit slips and falls onto the puke allowing the police just enough time recover the purse and arrest the evil doer.
It's just another day in the eyes of a a sickly cancer patient where the side effects of my chemo serve accidental justice to small town delinquents.
That exceeded all expectations! And the TF face was perfect! Thanks for taking the time to put in all that work! I've been having an off-day but not anymore! BAHAHAHA. Kimo as in chemo burger. You're a genius.OK, all done. I thought of the T Ferg face when you said gaunt & built on the pics from there.
Hope you enjoy, bro.....
I am a sickly superhero named Chemo Man (C on the chest and a cape). I'm gaunt, bound to a wheelchair and do not possess a single superpower.
However, on this particular afternoon in the park, a bandit steals a woman's purse.
Just as the bandit runs past me,
I vomit radioactive chunks of a cheeseburger.
The bandit slips and falls onto the puke allowing the police just enough time recover the purse and arrest the evil doer.
It's just another day in the eyes of a sickly cancer patient where the side effects of my chemo serve accidental justice to small town delinquents.
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Thanks for providing the story, bro. Hope you get a laugh.
Wish you all the best in your battle.
Thanks very much. Glad it brought a bit of happiness to your rough day. Kimo heads was a last minute thought, but thought it'd add a bit of funny to the scene. Chose Dana as villain as he doesn't like giving out fighter purses or much money, so thought it good to have him stealing the purse. Stay strong buddy. You're a real champion. If you want me to do another for you, just send another story & I'll get to it after work today.That exceeded all expectations! And the TF face was perfect! Thanks for taking the time to put in all that work! I've been having an off-day but not anymore! BAHAHAHA. Kimo as in chemo burger. You're a genius.
Nice one, bruz. I'll get started after the UFC finishes todayI saw Bj Penn at a grocery store in Los Angeles . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
OK. I'll split this up in two parts.I saw Bj Penn at a grocery store in Los Angeles . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
OK. I'll split this up in two parts.
PART 1:
I saw Bj Penn at a grocery store in Los Angeles . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”.
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?”
but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?”
....and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.
Stay tuned for part 2
Glad you enjoyed. Now for....The POV with the shopping cart is hilarious. Well done. Can’t wait to see part II
Glad you enjoyed. Now for....
PART 2.
When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.”
At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her,
but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,”. I don’t even think that’s a word.
and then turned around and winked at me.
After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Thanks very much for the story to work with. Hope I done it justice, bro. It was a tricky one, but fun.
Thank you, Sir.Nicely done, sir. I can tell this took you some time. Not sure why you’re doing this, but I’m glad you are. Hespec.