Semi Stranded

BTW you seriously got offended by that and yourea black belt?????????

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for banter ...for example if the TS mentioned he was catholic, the post would be funny.
But it's from nowhere and whether or not I'm offended, it is offensive.

edit: oops missed the double-entendre of the post....sorry, its 2am , haha
 
Cant figure if this guy is super catholic or half retarded
 
So im in the parking lot of the place where ill be working sleeping in my car. I neglected to mention thay ill be working in a forest, so im literall out on a dirt road in the middle of no where but somehow still have 3G.

MMA: Yeah man it sucks. I just got done with 2 back to back internships, so ive got nothing saved up beyond whats on me.
 
Be funny if he went to a bar, picked up some girl, went to her house and had sex w her...........then the next day she works at his new job right next to him

This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. I'm stealing this.
 
Wait, cant you break into your apartment?

I was supposed to meet up with her to check it out. It was an efficiency attached to her house. The plan was to stop by and make sure i liked it and then pay rent.(thats what we agreed)She could have just said no amd that she had others interested. Want to find her and **** punt her.
 
I didnt see you give me credit for coming up with the idea you decided to mold your life around. So im gona take credit. Youre welcome. Im sure not giving me credit is some kind of oversight. Youre welcome youre welcome youre welcome
 
Bite the bullet. Find a bar. Get drunk. Deal with everything else later.
 
So im in the parking lot of the place where ill be working sleeping in my car. I neglected to mention thay ill be working in a forest, so im literall out on a dirt road in the middle of no where but somehow still have 3G.

MMA: Yeah man it sucks. I just got done with 2 back to back internships, so ive got nothing saved up beyond whats on me.

Hope your tissue box and hand lotion aren't buried in a box somewhere
 
Go to walmart and get a sleeping back and hammock. the go to an RV park they have showers and pay like 10-15 bucks a night.
 
Walk up to a random nice house and knock. Tell them that you just arrived today for your new job, been waiting all day for the lady that is supposed to rent you a place, to call you. In the mean time, your parents told you that you used to live in said house you just walked up too.

And that you kind of sort of have memories of the place. That you just wanted to check out the house for old time sake. If they invite you in, just pretend you recognize certain areas of the house. Then ask if they know if any cheap hotels near by since you're afraid the lady bailed on you.

And that you're short of cash, maybe they'll let you stay the night.
 
Whatever you do, don't sleep beneath an underpass. Some other sherdogger a while back said he was homeless for a while in Florida. Had a weird run in with some random dude so decided to sleep beneath an underpass and almost got his shit snapped up by an alligator.

If you ever make it to the Newport Richey area I could give you the number to a girl I met on Myspace while out there. When we met up she told me she had Lyme disease and a tube in her head. I bet you could fuck her tube hole.
 
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