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So i recently got a job in Naples Florida. The lady I was supposed to meet up with today to get keys and pay rent flaked on me. I have about 500 bucks in my pocket and a car load of shit. My first day at work is tomorrow, and I dont really have the spare cash to be hotelling it up.

I know some of my fellow rabble of society sherdoggers have been here. What do i do?
 
Stop using words i have to google to find out what they mean. Thats what you do
 
No. Naples is all old money, so my family usually mows these peoples lawns and shit.
 
Id prolly sleep in parking lot at new job in my car. Cop would understand f you get caught there. Maybe
 
Omegaboy13 said:
So i recently got a job in Naples Florida. The lady I was supposed to meet up with today to get keys and pay rent flaked on me. I have about 500 bucks in my pocket and a car load of shit. My first day at work is tomorrow, and I dont really have the spare cash to be hotelling it up.

I know some of my fellow rabble of society sherdoggers have been here. What do i do?
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hunt the bitch down and recover the keys.
 
Omegaboy13 said:
No. Naples is all old money, so my family usually mows these peoples lawns and shit.
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I say youre pretty well f'd the only move that ever got me out of this situation is go hang out bar where ev's find a chick hook up crash at her crib for the noght usually gets you a place for the night a shower and fre access to someones fridge with money.

Done it many times when I was 17-20 yrs old i lived in my car for like 2 weeks. This helped out alot.

Unless youre ugly, have no game and have a super small wiener then youre pretty much screwed.
 
Hamnabaki said:
I say youre pretty well f'd the only move that ever got me out of this situation is go hang out bar where ev's find a chick hook up crash at her crib for the noght usually gets you a place for the night a shower and fre access to someones fridge with money.

Done it many times when I was 17-20 yrs old i lived in my car for like 2 weeks. This helped out alot.

Unless youre ugly, have no game and have a super small wiener then youre pretty much screwed.
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Solid
 
1) Find a large social gathering (college, university, suburbs).
2) Infiltrate said social gathering.
3) Network.
4) ?????
5) Profit.

edit: Hams plan works as well.
 
Be funny if he went to a bar, picked up some girl, went to her house and had sex w her...........then the next day she works at his new job right next to him
 
Big Sissy said:
Be funny if he went to a bar, picked up some girl, went to her house and had sex w her...........then the next day she works at his new job right next to him
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sounds like the pilot of a shitty chuck lorre sit-com.

that would be HILARIOUS though.
 
You could always get down on your knees in front of a closet homosexual, close your eyes, open your mouth, & swallow ....


... Then after communion is done ...

... go sit back in your aisle & after evening Mass is finished, You could approach the Priest again, tell him about the dilemna you're in & ask him if he has any spare rooms to rest your head in just for the one night.
 
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blokeybloke said:
You could always get down on your knees in front of a closet homosexual*, close your eyes, open your mouth, & swallow ....


... Then after communion, go sit back in your aisle & after evening Mass is finished, You could approach the *Priest, tell him about the dilemna you're in & ask him if he has any spare rooms there just for the one night.
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wtf? uncalled for and sick post :(
 
blokeybloke said:
You could always get down on your knees in front of a closet homosexual*, close your eyes, open your mouth, & swallow ....


... Then after communion, go sit back in your aisle & after evening Mass is finished, You could approach the *Priest, tell him about the dilemna you're in & ask him if he has any spare rooms there just for the one night.
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Damn youre mind is f'd but very pragmatic.

Sir I salute you!
 
But on the real my method is tried and true, but seeing as TS didnt respond to cooment about having small weiner no game and ugly.

We can all assume that thee above is true.

Also is possible closet homo and is taking blokey blokes advice.
 
How could me suggesting TS go eat a wafer of unleavened bread offend someone so much :icon_conf
 
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