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Self Help Books Written by UFC Stars - Part "???"

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A while back a thread was created for imaginary books written by exactly the wrong fighters. An example was "Defending the Rear-Naked Choke" by Frank Trigg. The thread I remember was hilarious, so I figured it might be fun to do it again.

Here we go:

"Mic Drop - The Art of the Verbal Smackdown" - by Daniel Cormier

"Precision Striking and Bombproof Defense" - by Ronda Rousey

"Personality Machine - How to Keep Any Audience Firmly in Your Thrall" - by Luke Rockhold
 
"The art of efficiency" by Conor McGregor (foreword by Hector Lombard)
 
"Cutting isn't the answer" by Anthony "Rumble" Johnson.

Introduction made by Robert Whittaker
 
"The Ultimate Guide to Cardio" - by Kimbo Slice
 
"Respect the Law and the Law Will Respect You" - by Jon Jones
 
"Cutting isn't the Answer part 2: Embracing the Bigger You" by Anthony "Rumble" Johnson

Epilogue by Renan Barao
 
"1001 Completely Original Tattoo Ideas" - by Conor McGregor

"A Living Death: What it is and Why You Should Avoid it" - by Ken Shamrock
 
"Becoming a professional mixed martial artist and never even fighting" - by CM Punk

"Beginner's guide to beating the scale" - by Johny Hendricks; artistry by Kelvin Gastellum

"Safe BJJ" - R. Parhares
 
"Drugs are bad, M'kay?" - Nicholas and Nathaniel Diaz
 
"How to build up and expand a fanbase" - Demetrius Johnsonn
 
"Unbiased: The Skill of Evenhanded Sports Commentating" - Joe Rogan
 
"Responsible Social Media and You" - Connor McGregor
 
"Setting Boundaries with your Father" - Chris Weidman
 
"Church Etiquette"
Jason Mayhem Miller

"Mastering the Waltz"
Jeff Monson

"How to get fans and influence people"
Greg Jackson
 
How to Negotiate an MMA contract - Nate Quarry et al
 
"How to Prevent and Even Reverse Brain Trauma" - Chuck Liddell Co authored by Gary Goodridge.

"How to lose and talk your way into a Title Fight" - Chael P Sonnen

"Guidebook - From da Streetz, To Professional fighting / Gimme ma bread :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:! " - Kimbo Slice

"How to talk eloquently after fighting" - James Toney

"How to deal with Post fight Stress, especially after losing" - Ronda Rousey

"How to be High and still win fights" - Nick Diaz
 
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