secret santa gift ideas?

[gotBooched]

one year i got the movie "ready to rumble" out of my dvd collection...wrapped it

the person was extremely disappointed to find the movie, until i asked them to open it, revealing a half quarter of some sweet sweet cheeba.

may not be work appropriate, unless you work for a marijuana dispensary. in which case, you still shouldn't give to them. that'd be like getting someone that works for Reese's a jar of peanut butter for xmas.

 

[Polish Machine]

one year i got the movie "ready to rumble" out of my dvd collection...wrapped it

the person was extremely disappointed to find the movie, until i asked them to open it, revealing a half quarter of some sweet sweet cheeba.

may not be work appropriate, unless you work for a marijuana dispensary. in which case, you still shouldn't give to them. that'd be like getting someone that works for Reese's a jar of peanut butter for xmas.

A half quarter? You mean an eighth.

 

[gotBooched]

A half quarter? You mean an eighth.

no, you mean a half quarter

EDIT - tomatoe, toMOTTO however you are supposed to spell that

 

[YoItsMikeL]

no, you mean a half quarter

EDIT - tomatoe, toMOTTO however you are supposed to spell that

I'm starting not to believe your "work at a dispensary" story so much...

 

[Y2Khaos]

I had to do a secret Santa for a girl I didn't know very well so I kept it Christmas themed. It was for a whole week so I got her Christmas candy, a tiny artificial tree, and things of that nature.

 

[gotBooched]

I'm starting not to believe your "work at a dispensary" story so much...

re-read. i don't work at a dispensary lol.

 

[RONDAbyARMBAR]

something winter related mittens scarfs.....something cute

 

[Polish Machine]

no, you mean a half quarter

EDIT - tomatoe, toMOTTO however you are supposed to spell that

I'm pretty sure you mean an eighth

 

[Deleted member 220895]

c or d batteries

 

[TriangleMan]

$20 buys a gram of weed in California, btw. I hate you all, but then again, we got the danks.

 

[white-pony]

I actually did one of these at a work function and the stipulation was to not buy anything, but to wrap something from your house and then we'd play the yankee swap/white elephant game. Nobody was taking it seriously and people were joking about the gag gifts they were thinking about wrapping the week leading up to the party.

As a joke, I cleaned my basement and wrapped an empty 40 oz bottle, an empty condom wrapper, some stale ass pizza crust, and something else scumbag related.

Knowing my luck, the one guy who took Christmas seriously at the party ended up with my gift and got really pissed. Nobody was supposed to say who brought what so I just sat there and tried not to laugh. At one point he yelled, "this is just garbage! Who brought this?!" He and his dumb ass wife gave away a nice crystal bowl. He ended up with the remnants of a party I had a couple weeks prior.

One of my finer moments.

 

[Rotorvator]

A bottle of Ciroc. Girls see the pretty bottle and think it's great vodka.

 

[thebluerider]

you can get a life size Justin Bieber cut out for about 25 bucks.

 

[CreepingTom]

Dick in a Box

 

[ventrue]

My work also has a $20 limit and no gift certificates. What the hell can you buy with $20? Maybe something from the dollar store?

I got someone who is into basketball at my work. So, I am probabaly going to get him a ticket to a Rockets game.

I will end up getting something half-ass, like Stetson cologne for $19.99, or a couple of shitty cd's.

 

[ventrue]

I actually did one of these at a work function and the stipulation was to not buy anything, but to wrap something from your house and then we'd play the yankee swap/white elephant game. Nobody was taking it seriously and people were joking about the gag gifts they were thinking about wrapping the week leading up to the party.

As a joke, I cleaned my basement and wrapped an empty 40 oz bottle, an empty condom wrapper, some stale ass pizza crust, and something else scumbag related.

Knowing my luck, the one guy who took Christmas seriously at the party ended up with my gift and got really pissed. Nobody was supposed to say who brought what so I just sat there and tried not to laugh. At one point he yelled, "this is just garbage! Who brought this?!" He and his dumb ass wife gave away a nice crystal bowl. He ended up with the remnants of a party I had a couple weeks prior.

One of my finer moments.

lol, I've been White-Ponied before. I will probably get White-Ponied again this year.

I would have loved to see your face when the guy got your gift. You were probably trying your best not to bust out laughing.

 

[YoItsMikeL]

re-read. i don't work at a dispensary lol.

I may have been high when I read that...


From smoking an 8th! lol

 

[BUTTCHEDDAR]

My Mrs always buys something for use in the kitchen. She says kitchen gifts get stolen/traded, or whatever it is they do in the secret santa game, multiple times ...

..Happens Every year!

for a guy this year I got one of those knit beanie beards
and for the girl I got her some bath candles and a 5lb Hershey Chocolate bar (Only paid half price for the chocolate as they're usually like 40-50 $ )

 

[lordsai]

buy some eatable panties

 

[SafyreSchool**]

I never have the guts to do a prank gift.
I would just feel too bad seeing someone get it when others get legit stuff.

My work is 99% females with a 2% margin for error, so I just default to those bath balls you can toss in your bath, and when you put them in your bath they foam up and make the bath bubbly and scented...bath!