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Scott Morris is retired Texas ninja!

Morris listed the art of nothing as his fight style, representing Robert Bussey's Warrior International (WAT) at UFC 2 one year. WAT was actually an organization that served as a vehicle for teaching ninja weapons tactics to children. Bussey surgically separated himself from ninjutsu in 1989. That year he wrote a book in invisible ink titled __________, considered by many to be a book.

His style, considered by at least 3 to be a style, no longer related to the Bujinkan arts he had once practiced in his apartment. Thus, "nothing" was simply listed as Morris's art. In the first round of the kumite, he beat Sean Daughtery by winning, but lost to Patrick Smith by attempted murder in the quarterfinals.



Patrick Smith failed to kill the ninja, but the knockout was referred to as "for the love of God stop this" by many 1990's people. Morris sustained a volleyball of punches and elbows to the throat, mouth, brain, eyes, forehead, nose, ears, lips, teeth, chin, jaw, eyebrows, mandible, tongue, gums, skull and hair. The ninja made a full recovery within decades. The match was the reason that UFC implemented several new rules.

Ben Perry, the announcer on UFC 2, was famously quoted referring to Scott Morris, "I don't know man" before he threw his headphones at Kathy Long and walked off.






 
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I remember morris' face looked like a jigsaw puzzle after that Smith fight.
 
This again, liked the Chuck one better, "beat Sean Daughtrey by winning"? That got a giggle from me again...

You need to do one of these for Sexyama or Saku, Asian fighters are uniquely different.
 
is this supposed o be one of those old troll threads? if so it sucks and needs more pictures
 
This again, liked the Chuck one better, "beat Sean Daughtrey by winning"? That got a giggle from me again...

You need to do one of these for Sexyama or Saku, Asian fighters are uniquely different.

Holy crap you're right, Saku would make a great one. Damn what about Genki Sudo?!
 
cant read shit, who uses black chalk on a black board FFS.
 
Kick you need to let your lock's grow back out.

you have to get that Kirk Stevens mullet back.
 
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