Scariest MMA quotes of all time

[LoneStalker]

NO For gay Jesus!
Just NO!

 

[chitoortiz]

"Once in a lifetime athlete"

"Could beat half the men's BW division"

 

[Coconut Joe]

 

[ortizgnp]

 

[daltonames]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Ronda Rousey

 

[MMAAAM]

The Eggplant Will Salute Other Pigeons

To this day I don't understand the origin or meaning of this quote.

 

[Coconut Joe]

 

[mudrubble]

The Kenny Florian quotes for sure.

 

[Zer]

How did I know this thread was going to be about some butt-stupid fedor hyperbole?

Here's a UFC HW GOAT quote to get you quivering bro

"I've had sex before with the belt on. That was back in the Ricco Rodriguez days."
- Tim Sylvia

 

[Luger]

To this day I don't understand the origin or meaning of this quote.

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/what-weidman-exactly-said-at-the-weigh-ins-lipreading.2998135/

 

[MMAAAM]

No, I will literally kill you if you spit in my face. Literally kill you. I'm not saying I will fight you, I said I will kill you. - Jon Jones

 

[MMAAAM]

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/what-weidman-exactly-said-at-the-weigh-ins-lipreading.2998135/

I read that entire thread already and I still don't get it. Is it just something someone made up?

 

[Coconut Joe]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Ronda Rousey

 

[leatherf4ce]

The Kenny Florian quotes for sure.

We're on Page 3 so far with nothing but K-Flo quotes. Which one is it?

 

[Luger]

I read that entire thread already and I still don't get it. Is it just something someone made up?

It was a bad lip reader that messed up and came up with that mind blowing sentence

 

[dragonsfly]

Wanderlei just wanderlei no quotes needed

 

[Coconut Joe]

We're on Page 3 so far with nothing but K-Flo quotes. Which one is it?

 

[Coconut Joe]

 

[leatherf4ce]

It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory.

 

[Coconut Joe]