SBBC: Youngest Crip Ever

[Dizzy]

Not down with that at all. The pit I had that had his done werent by me. Id never put them through that.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Was thinking about getting a dog next spring but it seems like too much responsibility.

Plus, wtf is it going to do all day when I'm at work besides tear up my furniture and piss on the floor?

Get a Bulldog, they are lazy as fuck.

 

[Almighty Angus]

Get a Bulldog, they are lazy as fuck.

I've had 3, this is true.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

I've had 3, this is true.

Also great for kids because they either don't feel pain or they are to lazy to acknowledge it

 

[PUO3]

We have neurotic and aquatic Beatle that kicked my sister's pitbull's ass in a fight over some ham at Christmas @Animal Cracker

My boy has a Beagle named Marley and he starts kicking his legs to swim the second he even sees water. It is hilarious.

 

[Graves The Elder]

I miss having a dog.
*sighs like a HS girl

 

[PolishHeadlock]

My boy has a Beagle named Marley and he starts kicking his legs to swim the second he even sees water. It is hilarious.

He doesn't even hesitate.

Also when me and my bro get drunk and start trying to dunk each other he jumps in and climbs on our backs to break it up.

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

You have any doges, Gillespie?

PS- Any stories from Denver for the upcoming season? Not asking for a comprehensive post. Just a thing or two I might need to keep an eye out for.

 

[Almighty Angus]

I'm watching Police Academy, just thought you all should know.

 

[Graves The Elder]

thanks, Frank

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

He doesn't even hesitate.

Also when me and my bro get drunk and start trying to dunk each other he jumps in and climbs on our backs to break it up.

Sounds like it's trying to finish the job for one/both of you.

For real, thats cool. Youve got your own conciliator. Lol

 

[Almighty Angus]

thanks, Frank

Sorry, being sober is pretty boring.

 

[Poon Goon]

Sorry, being sober is pretty boring.

Agreed. Try to avoid that shit as much as I can.

 

[Almighty Angus]

Agreed. Try to avoid that shit as much as I can.

I'm trying to welcome it, as much as I can.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

My girl is wanting me to keep it down to one drink a night since we're trying to get her pregnant I think, and I guess drinking lowers sperm count.

Idk what the fuck I'm thinking...

 

[wlu.29]

I got my Korean friend a dog yesterday

Haven't seen the pup since the BBQ tho

Did it taste good?

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

Eating dog meat doesnt regenerate fingers, Wlu.

 

[Graves The Elder]

Sorry, being sober is pretty boring.

as they say in France, "Chapeau, mon ami!"
hats off, bro.
anyone who can stay sober is a hero to me.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

My girl is wanting me to keep it down to one drink a night since we're trying to get her pregnant I think, and I guess drinking lowers sperm count.

Idk what the fuck I'm thinking...

My girl is on my ass now too. Not sure I have the quitting spirit tbh.

 

[Dizzy]

You have any doges, Gillespie?

PS- Any stories from Denver for the upcoming season? Not asking for a comprehensive post. Just a thing or two I might need to keep an eye out for.

Nah, not really conducive to my jet setting lifestyle.

I'd love a dog but I'm not around nearly enough to be taking care of one. I'd honestly feel like shit with how often I'd have to leave it. Hopefully things settle down enough to where I can fix that in the near future.

Ain't shit in Denver right now. About anyone talks about is the absolutely simmering QB battle. Really not sure if Alex Smith v.01 or Guy Fawkes is gonna take it.