SBBC: Youngest Crip Ever

[The One True]

The Big Bad Booty Daddy eats 50 cals and shits .22s.

normally you get shot, you got a 50/50 chance surviving but I'M NOT NORMAL. I'M A GENETIC FREAK so you got 25% chance AT BEST of hurt me

50 cal got 2 times the power of a 22 but that 22 KNOWS it can't hurt me so it's not even gonna try, so now you take its 1/4 chance and add 2/3 to my 75% chance and i got a 180% chance surviving

SENIOR JOE...the numbers don't lie

 

[PUO3]

Freakzilla needs to go to the UFC. He would starch Miocic within 10 seconds.

 

[Poon Goon]

Documentary on Netflix about the author of the Anarchist Cookbook. Just reading the description I thought I might have a different opinion of the guy. In the end he seems like an asshole. He rejects the book, but he still profited from it for years.

 

[Almighty Angus]

They're making a Death Note movie for Netflix that comes out at the end of August, I'm excited for that.

 

[Revolver]

Shes facing man slaughter right?

Yes.

 

[Graves The Elder]

this Angels/Dodgers rivalry is alright.

 

[PUO3]

I really don't think it was, with the way Youtubers get paid and how they are held up on a pedestal by today's youth, it wouldn't shock me in the least that they would pull a retarded stunt like this to get subscribers.

My little cousins know more about their favorite Youtubers than they do about actors, singers, etc.

Im definitely out of the loop with youtuber popularity. My neice recently told me she wants to be a youtuber when she graduates. I didnt even know thats a thing.

But this just seems so completely fucking stupid that its hard to grasp lol.

I doubt he makes it to 2020. I was surprised that he is still alive now.

Lol @ thinking White Thunder wont live to be 250+

 

[SoCalprodigy09]

Didn't they say they tested it successfully on a book then switched to a smaller book? Idiots

 

[Almighty Angus]

Im definitely out of the loop with youtuber popularity. My neice recently told me she wants to be a youtuber when she graduates. I didnt even know thats a thing.

But this just seems so completely fucking stupid that its hard to grasp lol.

Lol @ thinking White Thunder wont live to be 250+

Yea, it's gotten to the point where even people I know won't watch show's on Netflix, they have Youtube channels they just constantly watch, one girl I was dating was like that.

Youtubers legit make like 30 minute episodes now where they basically run their own TV shows on there.

It's fucking weird, especially since Youtube is still pretty new when you think about it.


Ex. These cans, even tho some of their shit is funny

 

[Poon Goon]

Didn't they say they tested it successfully on a book then switched to a smaller book? Idiots

Shot a stack of encyclopedias, bullet didn't make it through the first so he decided that the books behind the first one didn't matter.

 

[Deleted member 484047]

It surprises you that kids these days are so desperate for clicks to snag that easy YouTube money they'll put themselves in harm's way? We live in a world where people change their name to Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow. Nothing surprises me.

 

[PUO3]

Yea, it's gotten to the point where even people I know won't watch show's on Netflix, they have Youtube channels they just constantly watch, one girl I was dating was like that.

Youtubers legit make like 30 minute episodes now where they basically run their own TV shows on there.

It's fucking weird, especially since Youtube is still pretty new when you think about it.


Ex. These cans, even tho some of their shit is funny

I blame Jackass.

 

[Almighty Angus]

I blame Jackass.

There's a group of kids around here that do Jackass similar YT movies, one I went to HS with and another kid I let live with me for a while after his brother died, a few have gone viral.

They got one cop fired actually and it was all over the news.

Steve-O actually came and did a video with them and the news was giving them a ton of shit.


This is right near my house





The one kid with the dreads is some top 5 skim boarder in the nation, I went to HS with him.



This one got like 11 mil views, I know almost every kid in this video lmao

 

[Poon Goon]

It surprises you that kids these days are so desperate for clicks to snag that easy YouTube money they'll put themselves in harm's way? We live in a world where people change their name to Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow. Nothing surprises me.

I prefer a world where a guy changes his name to David Superniger strictly because he is mentally ill and not for profit.

 

[Graves The Elder]

Bam for president

 

[Almighty Angus]

Bam for president

Besides Knoxvile, I'm sure he rest are hurting for money so I wouldn't be surprised if we hear that Jackass 4 is coming out sometime soon.

I was in middle school when Viva La Bam and Punk'd came out, I remember showing up to the bus stop in the morning or waiting outside for the first period bell to ring and that's all anyone would talk about was the most recent episodes.

You were probably 60 when those shows came out GR so don't feel bad if you've never heard of them.

 

[PUO3]

Still remember seeing the preview for Jackass. Id never laughed that hard in my life.

 

[Almighty Angus]

Still remember seeing the preview for Jackass. Id never laughed that hard in my life.

Went and saw Jackass 2 with my little and one of my older brothers, never laughed so hard in a movie theater.

The first one, the fucking very beginning where Knoxville takes the rent a car to the derby races is probably the funniest bit they've ever done.

"But I brought it back with a full tank of gas, it's got a full tank of gas."

LMFAO

 

[Poon Goon]

Tom Green was the beginning from my memory. I always liked the sports related skits in Jackass. Two dudes in a grocery store wearing hockey gear and one calls the other a "hat trick ass bitch" before they start fighting. Good stuff

 

[Almighty Angus]

The Air horn at the golf course was also fucking hilarious