SBBC: Youngest Crip Ever

[PolishHeadlock]

Fuck people that have outdoor weddings in July. I'm going to sweat through my suit in under 20 minutes

 

[faustian]

Fuck people that have outdoor weddings in July. I'm going to sweat through my suit in under 20 minutes

Your fault for not investing in the appropriate attire

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Your fault for not investing in the appropriate attire

That's fucking awesome

 

[Revolver]

Fuck people that have outdoor weddings in July. I'm going to sweat through my suit in under 20 minutes

Shouldn't wear a suit. Slacks and a shirt at most imo

 

[senri]

Your fault for not investing in the appropriate attire

So much gorged synthetic flesh...

 

[faustian]

So much gorged synthetic flesh...

Can you masticurbate to that my dude

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

Your fault for not investing in the appropriate attire

The groomsmen in the hats is underappreciated. lmao

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

whoops. pocket posting

 

[faustian]

The groomsmen in the hats is underappreciated. lmao

I like how they're all caught up in trying to out-angle eachother with the arm flex, meanwhile they're oblivious to the fact that the celebrant in the back brutally exposes them all as stupid manlets

 

[senri]

Can you masticurbate to that my dude

No, they are physical manifestations of the ennui Mr Faustian.


Settle down with your impudent nature. I need your mouth to be clean.

 

[faustian]

No, they are physical manifestations of the ennui Mr Faustian.


Settle down with your impudent nature. I need your mouth to be clean.

 

[senri]

 

[Almighty Angus]

Fuck people that have outdoor weddings in July. I'm going to sweat through my suit in under 20 minutes

Went to a wedding on July 2nd last year, on the beach, and I was a groomsmen, fuck that

 

[Almighty Angus]

Your fault for not investing in the appropriate attire

And they divorced a year later, he just got caught on audio using some Mel Gibson type outrageous slurs lol

My buddy used to work for his 5% company and was a top guy, went to the Vegas expo with his crew and everything, said he's a massive pos

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Went to a wedding on July 2nd last year, on the beach, and I was a groomsmen, fuck that

My sister got married last July outside of San Antonio... wtf

 

[Almighty Angus]

My sister got married last July outside of San Antonio... wtf

Yep, the one I went to wasn't a normal beach wedding either where people dress pretty casually.

I was in a full suit, I was sweating fkn balls

 

[PolishHeadlock]

And they divorced a year later, he just got caught on audio using some Mel Gibson type outrageous slurs lol

My buddy used to work for his 5% company and was a top guy, went to the Vegas expo with his crew and everything, said he's a massive pos

The Mel Gibson comment reminded me that I saw a trailer for Daddy's Home sequel (Will Farelle and Mark Whalburg) where Gibson is going to be Marky Mark's dad and John Lithgow will be Farelle's dad.

 

[Almighty Angus]

The Mel Gibson comment reminded me that I saw a trailer for Daddy's Home sequel (Will Farelle and Mark Whalburg) where Gibson is going to be Marky Mark's dad and John Lithgow will be Farelle's dad.

Yea, the first one was meh but the second one looks pretty hilarious.

Lol'd when Farrel and Lithgow greet each other with a kiss on the lips in the trailer

 

[PUO3]

@faustian Bloodline is pretty damn great so far. Im on episode 5 now, the asshole father just croaked.

 

[Almighty Angus]

Just got Logan and Fist Fight from Red Box.

Had to go get my grandma's meds so she cooked me lunch and now I'm watching Friends waiting to go see this movie.

Then I'll see the movie, watch the PacCan fight, and then watch Logan and then Fist Fight.

That's my da.