SBBC: The powerful body that seeks rejuvenation

[senri]

I did my duty as a father and made my kids watch Commando.

Now they can't stop saying "Ass-hole" like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

You are fabricating their masculinity, this is glorious Mr Dope. Watch them swell before your eyes, into prime flesh...

 

[senri]

do not resist

the cosmic brownie

delicious...

 

[senri]

Fuck bitches and get money.

Remember this.

There is only one thing you will ever have to remember Mr PUO, and you know exactly what this........

 

[senri]

My body definitely requires rejuvenation. Let's start with these damn calluses, blisters, and ripped skin on my hands from rock climbing.

Take some ZMA to loosen and relax that beautiful body of yours Mr Dope. that way your tight muscles can get those supple nutrients to gorge that striated flesh to recruit all of it's power.

I was massaging a client a couple days ago who was very tight as soon as he fell asleep the nervous system settled down somewhat allowing me to penetrate deep bypassing the superficial muscles to get out the core trigger points. Every sinew of his being was unlike anything i have seen as a massage therapist, naturally since he is an athlete....His muscle texture was sound, but through great massage techniques you can always relax the body...... The feeling of his tight tissues reminded me of elk meat, which is quite lean and tough. I like to dip it in the pineapple juices that i freshly squeeze before i marinate for a number of hours in my new freezer. Once i am satisfied with the saturated prize, I then let it sit out in ambient temperature before I tenderize to my liking. Have my skillet on hand preheated to begin the ritual....

Having a new freezer makes preservation so much better, refrigeration has improved leaps and bounds in my lifetime. All my consumables have never been more fresh...

.......Remember to always sharpen your utensils, as the cut must be effortless and clean....

 

[kuromusha]

lmao a thread about McGregor bragging about his wealth turned into a thread about a chimp vs an MMA fighter

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/why-is-conor-mcbum-bragging-about-his-wealth.3479049/

 

[therealdope]

You are fabricating their masculinity, this is glorious Mr Dope. Watch them swell before your eyes, into prime flesh...

 

[therealdope]

Take some ZMA to loosen and relax that beautiful body of yours Mr Dope. that way your tight muscles can get those supple nutrients to gorge that striated flesh to recruit all of it's power.

I was massaging a client a couple days ago who was very tight as soon as he fell asleep the nervous system settled down somewhat allowing me to penetrate deep bypassing the superficial muscles to get out the core trigger points. Every sinew of his being was unlike anything i have seen as a massage therapist, naturally since he is an athlete....His muscle texture was sound, but through great massage techniques you can always relax the body...... The feeling of his tight tissues reminded me of elk meat, which is quite lean and tough. I like to dip it in the pineapple juices that i freshly squeeze before i marinate for a number of hours in my new freezer. Once i am satisfied with the saturated prize, I then let it sit out in ambient temperature before I tenderize to my liking. Have my skillet on hand preheated to begin the ritual....

Having a new freezer makes preservation so much better, refrigeration has improved leaps and bounds in my lifetime. All my consumables have never been more fresh...

.......Remember to always sharpen your utensils, as the cut must be effortless and clean....

Intriguing but I think I'll just go with my original plan of getting "working man hands" cream to prevent calluses from forming in the future.

 

[faustian]

 

[iwhoopedbatman]

I have no idea, but I strongly suggest never letting him near your kids.

 

[PUO3]

There is only one thing you will ever have to remember Mr PUO, and you know exactly what this........

Red wine and meat

 

[HeirApparent]

So has Ang risen again under a new name?

 

[Graves The Elder]

think I saw the new him in a UFC thread last weekend

 

[Sauce Castillo]

So has Ang risen again under a new name?

No he's moved to stormfront.

 

[kuromusha]

Some meatheads keep hanging around my daughter's locker at school. I told her to go up to them and in her best Schwarzennegger voice say, "get out of the vay ass-hole".

She wasn't impressed.

I thought your daughter was like 8 or something. I don't think I've ever seen an 8 year old meathead.

 

[senri]

Intriguing but I think I'll just go with my original plan of getting "working man hands" cream to prevent calluses from forming in the future.

 

[therealdope]

I thought your daughter was like 8 or something. I don't think I've ever seen an 8 year old meathead.

Older daughter is 13. THe meatheads are guys who play football at her school and congregate where her locker is.

 

[kuromusha]

Older daughter is 13. THe meatheads are guys who play football at her school and congregate where her locker is.

haha, oh. my bad.

 

[SoCalprodigy09]

Popped bottles Revo style last night over in long beach for my dad's wife birthday. Man I'm feeling it today lol hanging in shoreline now for a Mardi Gras festival. Bolivian looms again

 

[Graves The Elder]

dayum...

what a cool life, how he do dat

 

[senri]

Popped bottles Revo style last night over in long beach for my dad's wife birthday. Man I'm feeling it today lol hanging in shoreline now for a Mardi Gras festival. Bolivian looms again

Ah Mardi Gras......Delicious times....