Kind of lame... Friday night I was out with a few friends. Calm evening for the most part but then these two knuckleheads, who were with 2 different parties, started to jaw back and forth at each other.
They're getting heated, face to face. And I stroll over there simply to watch. This was none of my business and I didn't want any trouble.
Now these guys were both drunk and not being the most reasonable, but oddly, they both seemed to start calming down and it appeared as if nothing was going to happen.
I felt kind of bad for all of the people who were expecting a good show so I simply said to one of the 2 guys who was closest to me, "dude, let it go.... don't call him a b!tc#!"... and it turned out that's exactly the spark that this flickering fight needed.
The other guy was right back in his face. Some girl next to me said, "that was a s#!tty thing to do!". To me now.... this girl said this to me! So I said, "hey, they have things they need to have settled. I'm just trying to help."
She rolls her eyes and says "what a big help you are" And walks away from me.
But it was weird, a bunch of these people were giving me this dirty look. And I'm thinking "you idiots, I'm doing YOU all a favor."
Next thing you know fists are flying. I'm doing my best to keep these two guys near each other.... nothing more embarrassing than swinging at the wind!! One of the guys is backing into me so all I do is start pushing him back towards the other guys who's swinging on him. Some random dude grabs my arm and starts screaming "what are you doing!?!". That's the "thanks" I get for trying to help with this.
Now one of the guys falls down after getting decked right on the chin.
He's down on his knees supporting himself with his arms on the ground. So I'm thinking, "fair play".... I call my shot yelling "kidney punch!" and I wallop this guy right in the sweet spot. Dead on the kidney.
Next thing I know I'm getting pushed around like I'm the bad guy here. Some girls were right up in my face. I repeated myself over and over again that "Hey, I called my shot before I even swung!"... nope, for them it just didn't matter.
Bartender comes over and says "leave or I'm calling the cops on you too". This oaf wouldn't even listen to me. I must have said, "I called my shot before I even threw" like 10 times to him. Didn't matter. I'm being ushered to the door by two guys. One of them even hauled off and shovel kicked me in the @$$ as they send me on my way.
Cliffs:
Nice night at bar
Two idiots start a fight
I call my shot before even throwing
I still get kicked out of bar!!!
