SBBC: The New GOAT

[iwhoopedbatman]

Sorry to hear about your friend, Revo.

Dagger, enjoy Australia brother. The only place left I've always wanted to go but haven't gotten around to yet. Will want tips on what you see that's good.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

U can't just hop in the G5/6 and roll through? I thought you had like that IWB haha

 

[Revolver]

TD, apparently you're not supposed to tip in Australia.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

I'll say this, every...single...person...I've ever met that's been to Australia says the girls love Americans so bad it's absurd. My brother said he had chicks parents trying to hook him up with the daughters and shit.

It's insane there

 

[PUO3]

Boise dime Australians or LA 10s?

 

[HunterSdVa29]

probably more boise dimes than LA 10s, i mean whos their most famous chick? nicole kidman or kate bosworth?

 

[Corona]

I'll say this, every...single...person...I've ever met that's been to Australia says the girls love Americans so bad it's absurd. My brother said he had chicks parents trying to hook him up with the daughters and shit.

It's insane there

Damn playa we gotta make a trip to aussieland lmao!

 

[brownfeet]

TD, apparently you're not supposed to tip in Australia.

this is true, i posted a story in that tipping thread in the mayberry. I got money returned and told by the bartender that she didn't need my money as she got paid more than enough.

 

[Partlow]

Pulling a swingslo here covering multiple past topics in one post:

Sorry to hear that Revo

If I didnt have to hear anymore about how "brave" Bruce Jenner is id be pretty cool with that.

Always wanted to go to Australia, despite all the fucked up creatures they have there.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

there's a classic Navy/Marine story about Australia, heard it a thousand times: as ships come into port (on Marine Expeditionary Units/Forces), chicks are literally throwing softballs onto the deck w/ their phone numbers on them (think about that, they have no idea who's catching it, just get me the f outta here)...

normally i take this shit w/ a grain of salt, but my brother went there on the way to Iraq, and he's no liar, and he confirmed the entire thing.

apparently, there's like too many girls there, and the dudes are kinda dickish to chicks so they just wanna get out.

i thought it was bad in Germany, apparently it's like 23804023840832084382483 x worse in Oz

edit: believe me or not, Germany is bad too. Girls just don't give a fuck. On at least 5 occassions, i had chicks try to bang me in my house. while my wife was passed out drunk LIKE 15' AWAY....girls that were friends w/ my wife. that's just how they roll there, grimy. amazing place

 

[The One True]

when will it be mine turn to catch softballs with hbb #s...

 

[Pittie Petey]

Wonder if my boat can make it to Australia

 

[Revolver]

Shouldn't be surprised that girls would do anything to leave a 3rd world country like Australia.

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

when will it be mine turn to catch softballs with hbb #s...

Guessing the Aussie womenz don't like dudes that freeze fish or deuce in empty toilets.

 

[Dem Bones]

He didn't freeze the fishes he put them in milk

 

[PUO3]

To his credit he tried to save them with milk.

 

[The One True]

exactly

 

[HunterSdVa29]

ya, canada is like the exact opposite of weather in OZ haha. still, just say you're american (drop them eh's) , and you're straighter than 9:15

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

Probably at your computer right now, with a warm glass of fish milk and a bag of this, True:

 

[HunterSdVa29]

some of the Canadians in Afghan used to say weird slang terms too, like Slate for countertop, shit like that. There also seemed to be an absurdly common despisal of native americans up there too, dude's didn't hold back their opinions on that shit at all.

also heard some Welsh cat refer to a dick as a 'Womb bromb' haha. never heard that before