SBBC: *Poverty Bowl* Sponsored By RR

[Prime Ang]

nickel bar night, jesus christ, i gotta move down to florida.

In Gainseville on the UF campus they have a bar that has nickel pitchers every saturday night during football season.

 

[MarkyMcFly]

I've been stoned and ate my fair share of dry Ramen noodles

 

[MarkyMcFly]

In Gainseville on the UF campus they have a bar that has nickel pitchers every saturday night during football season.

So do they serve a lot of food, or what? How would you make any money. Nickel pitchers might as well be free? Hell, aint there like a liquor tax or something lmao

 

[El Chimpo]

nickel bar night, jesus christ, i gotta move down to florida.

we know how to have a good time down here

 

[El Chimpo]

some of yall need the money more than my non-job having ass lmao

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

I've been stoned and ate my fair share of dry Ramen noodles

I did this in college a few times. Truly a pathetic endeavour. Lol

 

[Prime Ang]

So do they serve a lot of food, or what? How would you make any money. Nickel pitchers might as well be free? Hell, aint there like a liquor tax or something lmao

Never been, I don't like UF, place is mega popular tho. When I lived in Tampa the USF bar was across the street and they had $7 liquor pitchers every Thursday

 

[Sauce Castillo]

So do they serve a lot of food, or what? How would you make any money. Nickel pitchers might as well be free? Hell, aint there like a liquor tax or something lmao

Honestly, it probably lasts for a total of 30 minutes before everyone is shitfaced and brawling.

 

[El Chimpo]

they shut it down here because some guy got angry about seeing his ex there with some other jamoke so he drove up to the front in his truck and hopped out with a loaded shotgun

 

[Prime Ang]

$1 drink night and those type of promotions never make the bar money, what does i get the place packed and if its a good bar ppl will come back and spend $ on non special nights. My favorite bar sells cheap food and has $1 drinks Tuesdays and Thursdays, I know the owner, he fkn banks

 

[MarkyMcFly]

We was super poor when I was a kid. Just me and my mom. Around age ten , it all started coming together for my mother though, things got easy

I did this in college a few times. Truly a pathetic endeavour. Lol

Kinda decent though, if you break it all up first in the package, pour in the powder, and then shake it all up lmao

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

Presenting my resume to Poverty Bowl LLC

As of pretty recently I'm unemployed. I currently live with my parents again in an effort to save a little bit so I can find another place this summer

I have a degree in something that I have absolutely zero interest in, will probably have to go back to school and waste more money on that, or pray that i can get something out of my comedy classes professionally (which I've spent like $400 on classes so currently at a loss money wise)

I have $6 in terms of bills in my wallet, at the time writing this I had 1 but found a 5 rolled up inside it behind a voucher that's gets me free admission into a ghetto run down strip club that I found on the ground as a joke while drunk and then forgot about it until now. Don't really want to discuss my bank account right now but we'll just say it's nothing to brag about regardless

I have 4 pairs of shoes

While I didn't grow up poor, nor rich, I feel like my location, Milwaukee, home of beer and segregation, and having lived here my entire life should help earn me some poverty points as opposed to people who live in more desirable areas/warmer climates. Latrell Spreewell, who grew up here, still lives here. That should sum it up for you.

Last time I went out my final tab at the bar was $4, this shocked me at first because I was drunk until I realized that I was subconsciously mooching off of people all night, from friends to randoms

I drive a 10 year old Kia with some smoke stains in the back seat and I don't even smoke, well at least cigarettes which those are from

I didn't shower yesterday and I went to a Walmart which is a stones throw distance from a trailer park so you can guess what kind of people frequent it. For a brief moment it felt like I was amongst equals as I checked out my new $5 phone charger from the black guy with a lisp

My username probably has more money than I do

Why am I the most qualified? I have zero shame and my self deprecation knows no bounds, but my confidence is high, truly a deadly combo

I liked that bar in your snap a couple of weeks ago. Seems like a place i would hang out.

Also, Ive honestly heard great things about Milwaukee.

 

[El Chimpo]

deadlifts are looming hard

 

[Prime Ang]

Wells are looming hard

 

[Partlow]

I had to shower after those posts

 

[HunterSdVa29]

When I'm dead broke I buy a 1.75L of grocery store brand vodka or whiskey for $10.99

once you lower yourself to drink Popov or Aristocrat, it's a wrap.

game over

 

[El Chimpo]

i got really fucked up on popov one night and shit myself in a fit of rage

 

[Partlow]

I liked that bar in your snap a couple of weeks ago. Seems like a place i would hang out.

Also, Ive honestly heard great things about Milwaukee.

Honestly its really not too bad, especially in the summer months there is plenty to do. Lots of festivals, music etc. Bar scene is pretty good too. It's not a LA/NY/Chi sized city with endless amounts of things to do but it's better than some probably perceive it

The winters are fucking awful though, no thanks

 

[Prime Ang]

once you lower yourself to drink Popov or Aristocrat, it's a wrap.

game over

Its even worse that popov lol

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

time to get fucked up tonight.

be safe gentlemen, for I maybe roaming the streets drunk and with my tazer