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SBBC: *Poverty Bowl* Sponsored By RR

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Black Angus said:
They both refuted it, argument insued and someone called the cops, that story was majorly fabricated.
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Lol yeah, I know. It's still funny to think of bubbles choking a bitch. Have you seen the Swearnet movie yet? It's pretty damn hilarious as well.
 
I go to $1 drink night at the bar all the time, I'm the opposite, I never order anything but wells. Get 20 drinks for 20 bucks, I went to dollar drink night one time and dropped $50 dollars, obviously that includes tipping tho.
 
Black Angus said:
I go to $1 drink night at the bar all the time, I'm the opposite, I never order anything but wells. Get 20 drinks for 20 bucks, I went to dollar drink night one time and dropped $50 dollars, obviously that includes tipping tho.
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Damn, that sounds like heaven. They don't even cut you off?
 
the poorest thing i ever did when it came to drinks was go to Gentlemans Night ...paid literally nothing and drank 14 drinks that night


(dudes drank free while girls paid a dollar per drink....needless to say after all the various fights and shit that event got shut down fast)
 
If i'm just going to a bar to hang out with buddies, i'll just get super high. Then when I get there, i'll have like 1 or 2 jack and cokes and a couple beers tops. In the Navy, it was a different story. Full time wage, only bill was a cellphone bill. I'd blow money like i was Puff Daddy. Stupid lol
 
nickel beer night was also the tits


had some random junkie bitch ask me out loud if i had any coke on me ...all the eyes came my way lol
 
Sauce Castillo said:
Damn, that sounds like heaven. They don't even cut you off?
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I've only been cut off once, been kicked out of places a ton tho. I can drink a lot, not bragging, because I'm not in HS and it's actually a proble, but I put drinks down extremely quick and a lot of them and lot's of times I'll be the soberest one out of my group of friends. When I know I'm going to go out drinking lot's of times I won't eat all day so I get drunk faster and don't have to spend as much money
 
I've probably been kicked out of a dozen bars and clubs, and only once was it my fault at all. Lol and that was just because I was 22 and getting drinks for my 20 year old friend. I'm a laid back guy, my friends were not.
 
I don't ever carry coke on me, I keep it in my backpack and leave that shit at home
 
Most of the time it's my fault when I get kicked out, told a bartender once that she was a cunt and looked like she had ugly nipples, sucked because Idr doing it and I use to go there every Monday for $1 drink night because it was packed with old HS friends, was awkward when I showed up and she was like fuck you and my friends had to tell me what I did the week before.
 
Presenting my resume to Poverty Bowl LLC

As of pretty recently I'm unemployed. I currently live with my parents again in an effort to save a little bit so I can find another place this summer

I have a degree in something that I have absolutely zero interest in, will probably have to go back to school and waste more money on that, or pray that i can get something out of my comedy classes professionally (which I've spent like $400 on classes so currently at a loss money wise)

I have $6 in terms of bills in my wallet, at the time writing this I had 1 but found a 5 rolled up inside it behind a voucher that's gets me free admission into a ghetto run down strip club that I found on the ground as a joke while drunk and then forgot about it until now. Don't really want to discuss my bank account right now but we'll just say it's nothing to brag about regardless

I have 4 pairs of shoes

While I didn't grow up poor, nor rich, I feel like my location, Milwaukee, home of beer and segregation, and having lived here my entire life should help earn me some poverty points as opposed to people who live in more desirable areas/warmer climates. Latrell Spreewell, who grew up here, still lives here. That should sum it up for you.

Last time I went out my final tab at the bar was $4, this shocked me at first because I was drunk until I realized that I was subconsciously mooching off of people all night, from friends to randoms

I drive a 10 year old Kia with some smoke stains in the back seat and I don't even smoke, well at least cigarettes which those are from

I didn't shower yesterday and I went to a Walmart which is a stones throw distance from a trailer park so you can guess what kind of people frequent it. For a brief moment it felt like I was amongst equals as I checked out my new $5 phone charger from the black guy with a lisp

My username probably has more money than I do

Why am I the most qualified? I have zero shame and my self deprecation knows no bounds, but my confidence is high, truly a deadly combo
 
I've done coke more than a handful of times, but I just couldn't imagine going out and doing coke. I mean, if i'm doing it, it's funner with a bunch of people around...but I wanna be at like a house or something. I can say, though, that I haven't done coke in probably 8 years
 
ONly one time was it not my fault but I got booted because of my reputation at the place.
 
El Chimpo said:
nickel beer night was also the tits


had some random junkie bitch ask me out loud if i had any coke on me ...all the eyes came my way lol
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nickel bar night, jesus christ, i gotta move down to florida.
 
Also when I was in elementary school I used to eat bologna sandwiches with ketchup, this was entirely by choice which imo is even worse. I dare you to find a more poverty stricken lunch meat/condiment combo
 
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