SBBC: Of midgets and manlets.

[faustian]

im about to be a real asshole soon

my roommate let her dad spend the night and hes been here 4 days already...im about to kick him the fuck out

 

[metal]

Just fuck her with the dad there. Should work.

 

[El Chimpo]

You have a chick roommate

my homies gf

 

[RR]

im about to be a real asshole soon

my roommate let her dad spend the night and hes been here 4 days already...im about to kick him the fuck out

Lol at her dad crashing. I have no words

 

[El Chimpo]

Her dad? Sounds like she let a homeless man into your home. You better get the water hose out and spray him off of the property.

he is homeless lmao

first night was cool...but now he just lays on the couch watching netflix and shit

 

[RR]

You should shave one of his eyebrows off when he's asleep

 

[El Chimpo]

Lol at her dad crashing. I have no words

i told her she needs to handle it before i get home from work tomorrow morning..so did my homie

 

[El Chimpo]

You should shave one of his eyebrows off when he's asleep

would be easy since he sleep to 1230-1 pm

 

[El Chimpo]

faust ill pay you 50 bones to come accost him

 

[Frank23]

 

[faustian]

my homies gf

lmao how does your homie feel about his gf's Dad cawkblockcrashing

 

[faustian]

he is homeless lmao

first night was cool...but now he just lays on the couch watching netflix and shit

Tell him to move in to Gunt's living room

 

[faustian]

faust ill pay you 50 bones to come accost him

I'd probably just end up hanging out with him and watching Wilkos

 

[Poon Goon]

I just noticed that my oven is on. I can't remember having turned it on since the Super Bowl. I really think I left the fucking oven on for an entire month without noticing.

 

[therealdope]

We're doing their donuts in lieu of a cake at our wedding.

Fuck 'ya!

I believe that Budweiser owes you a radio commercial.

 

[Almighty Angus]

Was at a bar last night for the Thurman/Garcia and UFC 209, it was pretty empty because me and my friends found a low key spot a few months ago.

I almost got in a fight near the end, because I was drunk and some goofy white kid was screaming at the TV, rooting for Woodley, and I called him a racist cuck.

I probably shouldn't have done that, but whatever.

 

[El Chimpo]

lmao how does your homie feel about his gf's Dad cawkblockcrashing

hes still been fucking her lmao

 

[faustian]

hes still been fucking her lmao

The homeless dad or the bf

 

[therealdope]

he is homeless lmao

first night was cool...but now he just lays on the couch watching netflix and shit

I'll spot you $500 for that AR that you've been eyeing.

 

[El Chimpo]

The homeless dad or the bf

im sure a lil bit of both

he IS homeless afterall