SBBC: I'll leave you in tatters

did she show any interest in my saying id slam her
 
she did, until i told her you have a twin size bed and are a recovering alcoholic.
 
well jokes on you because i just upgraded to a queen sizes bed and im no longer recovering.
 
i upgraded to one of those tempur-pedic foam beds a while ago. had to sleep on a box spring when i was away from home recently, can't believe i used that shit my whole life, felt like i was being stabbed in the ribs. surprised those things are still legal.
 
the twin had a pillow top on it so it wasnt too bad

this queen mattress is amazing.. i feel like i will now fall asleep in 5 minutes or less
 
Just had the best jerk chiken of my life.

Shit was so legit.
 
I love me some jerk chicken.. fuck I want some
 
So I started reading Catch 22 last night. Only finished the first chapter, and I've already cracked up a few times. Book really is as funny as everybody told me it would be
 
I've been meaning to read that. At the moment, I'm reading The Brothers Karamazov . I also bought A Brief History of Time which is next on my list.
 
Just like some good old Kentucky Fried Chicken, And, oh, she was good enough to be finger-lickin

Oh, she must’ve had a secret.
 
I'm expecting an empty arena in Auckland for the fights. Their rugby team is playing for a playoff spot :-P
 
Australia doesn't even get the prelims, only get the main card in about 2 hrs from now :-P
 
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