SBBC: I'll leave you in tatters

[Corona]

What you gonna do for your birthday rem? I was looking through my contacts the other day and your name popped up lmfao. I was like who the fuck is this? Noticed your birthday was next month though.

 

[ChillyPalmer]

Kadork is the type of ninja who would go on Maury for a paternity test, find out his girl cheated and he isn't the father, and still console her, and offer to raise the child.

The most basic of bitches.

 

[Corona]

big lols, BIG LOLS at corona getting a free plat. some sherdog admin probably used it as a tax write-off for donating to the poor.

Dmf gave it to me for christmas a few years ago. Apparently it's a never ending plat.

 

[xcvbn]

Kadork is the type of ninja who would go on Maury for a paternity test, find out his girl cheated and he isn't the father, and still console her, and offer to raise the child.

The most basic of bitches.

3-ply softness n****

 

[Corona]

I hear you, but I've already laid it out I had my son at 20. Stupid in hindsight, but I've got full custody and we're buddies. My life would be over if I had a girl tho- definitely wouldn't be out banging whores or even going out for that matter. Never raising a future stripper, but my son can be a player I don't mind

Word, can't be fucking around as much with a little girl.

 

[SoCalprodigy09]

Lol this. The last time I logged onto my facebook account, I drunk messaged an ex that lives at least 6 states away. Woke up the next morning and was like "what in the fuck did I do!?". First time I logged into the thing in ages, dunno what compelled me to do it

Been meaning to delete the account, but I don't want to actually log in and see what's on the thing. One massive facepalm

I have the app so the access is too easy. For a while my timeline was nothing but UFC picks. I can't remember the last time i went on fb on a comuter.

Speaking of girl's states away, I've had two ask me to move with them to Seattle and San Antonio. Damn near sent them an mj.gif

 

[ChillyPalmer]

Kadork is the type of dude who will cover a chicks shift on a friday, while she goes and gets some dick.

 

[Corona]

Kadork is the type of dude who will cover a chicks shift on a friday, while she goes and gets some dick.

Kg.gif

 

[themainman]

Kadork is the type of ninja who would go on Maury for a paternity test, find out his girl cheated and he isn't the father, and still console her, and offer to raise the child.

The most basic of bitches.

 

[The One True]

not seeing anything wrong with the scenarios chilly is describing. just things a good person would do tbh.

 

[INeedARemedy]

What you gonna do for your birthday rem? I was looking through my contacts the other day and your name popped up lmfao. I was like who the fuck is this? Noticed your birthday was next month though.

Lol yeah it's in late July. Probably get smashed in Boston somewhere, wander the city and see what happens from there. Keep it chill for the most part. Hopefully by then I'll know whether I'll be going back to school this upcoming semester, or sticking with the situation I got now. Something to celebrate, either way

Kadork is the type of dude who will cover a chicks shift on a friday, while she goes and gets some dick.

edit: lmao at that "you are not the father" gif

 

[SoCalprodigy09]

 

[El Chimpo]

I've been known to wild out on fb while blackout drunk

 

[A Pennysworth]

Don't Ambien and FB kids. Not even once!

 

[El Chimpo]

i need to try this here ambien

 

[Stringer Bell]

I not that well-schooled in the genre of hip-hop but doesn't this song sound like it was written by a high-school kid trying to sound tough?

stick to smooth jazz kid

 

[Stringer Bell]

This is the song of the summer.



What you doing after this?
Bitch? I'm leaving
Adios, vamonos
I fuck your mama, word to mama, keep your mama close

NY rap is dead. put the shovel down.

 

[El Chimpo]

action bronson is nasty

 

[El Chimpo]

im home alone for a week ... i walked the dog last night at 1am or so and came back in, put the leash in its usual spot and locked up before bed

go to walk the dog 10 minutes ago and the leash is nowhere to be found


flummoxed i say

 

[Revolver]

Lol at having kids in your early mid 20's. Way to throw away your prime taking care of a kid. I'm not having kids till I'm 30.

I remember when I knocked up some chick I was dating when I was 25. She ended up getting an abortion and now that I look back at it I'm really happy she did.