SBBC: Glass Jaw Edition

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Just fucking around. They didn't drug test us in high school. As long as you didn't get arrested, you were fine. I played ball at a small college and they tested like once a year...pretty much within a 3 week window. People still failed that because they're morons. 98% of them pissed hot for weed.
 
The dude I mentioned was and always will be a fuck up. He was getting recruited mainly for baseball but football also. He pissed off the baseball coach and the coach essentially ratted him out to all the recruiters. Said he was a major pot head and not to waste their time on him.

He didn't get a single scholarship. Now his life is full of dui's and kids. lol at his tattered life that's in shambles.
 
white-pony said:
I had this dumbass friend in high school that was convinced that the football and baseball teams were going to get randomly tested at any moment.

He would drink entire jars of pickle juice every day to dilute the drug tests that never happened.
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That's funny.
 
white-pony said:
I had this dumbass friend in high school that was convinced that the football and baseball teams were going to get randomly tested at any moment.

He would drink entire jars of pickle juice every day to dilute the drug tests that never happened.
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Ever see The Program?

Had a buddy who faked his tests that way, all through high school and into college.
 
PUO3 said:
Ever see The Program?

Had a buddy who faked his tests that way, all through high school and into college.
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Loved that movie when I was a kid.

Didn't he have urine injected into him before he pissed?
 
white-pony said:
Loved that movie when I was a kid.

Didn't he have urine injected into him before he pissed?
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Yep...

Basically the opposite of using a catheter to drain, used it to fill up with clean piss from his brother.
 
PUO3 said:
Yep...

Basically the opposite of using a catheter to drain, used it to fill up with clean piss from his brother.
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Loiseau should do this with a fellow sbbc's urine.

It's time for Champ to step up.
 
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Supposed WM tweet from 5 years ago, just when you think he couldn't be a bigger piece of shit.
 
lol, WM and Mack need their own reality tv show. Either that or die in a fire.
 
Loiseau said:
Its not awful. I've only been taking it regularly for like 4 or 5 months. They help quite a bit. But if my mom quit taking them cold turkey like me she'd probably be hospitalized. 15+ years of the shit.
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Shitty mang. I used to go through benzo withdrawals and not even really notice it because if my opiate issue.... up until my body would cut out and I'd just drop to the ground. Thankfully I'd always catch it halfway and never had a full seizure. I've seen it happen to people right in front of me though, helpless feeling watching it happen

Benzo's are dangerous
 
WM is a can. The Doge is gonna send him to Christ.
 
Lol at Poor Machine. What a can
 
white-pony said:
Loiseau should do this with a fellow sbbc's urine.

It's time for Champ to step up.
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Lulz I'd say the majority of you guys in this thread probably have dirtier pee than I do. And likely more high dollar stuff as well.
 
wow based on that gif, pretty sure mark bison could have beat any full grown man at the age of 12. probably would have dropped chinny his first day of school.
 
anybody else notice his giant dick & balls slapping around in his shorts? n-no homo
 
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